I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

His armor clanked as Arthur fenced to get past the iron shield of her chastity belt. "The kingdom for a locksmith!" he cried. Master Bracegirdle was called to the Queens bedchamber

Many years ago, a man had a dream. This dream was ruined by a woman he met. Her existence in his life would've belonged in a love story, if it weren't for what she did to him...

Good-bye, mission control. Thanks for trying.

I attacked and ripped open the poor thing. I stabbed it again and again. I was hungry and this was the law of the jungle. I bit into its soft pink flesh. Watermelon tasted good.

My elderly mother was to be cared for by Nadine, the robot, for all needs. Chuck Berry played his song, "Nadine" as she walked in and introduced herself. Mum was suddenly awake.

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I have corn, and what my lousy child was like.

Once upon a time a very independent woman decided that it was time to get to know a man to share her life with.

This is a story. Can you contribute to it

They had a paradise but they lost it. They wasted their love and spent their happiness on useless worries.

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Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the

"Go on then - just f--k off!" shouted England. "Think you'll find someone better? Think the EU will put up with your continual sulking!" Scotland was livid. "Yes, the EU LOVES me

You shuddered at Goom in the past. But now GOOGAM son of GOOM will thrill you as never before!

"You can sleep in a comfy bear-shaped sleeping bag for as long as you like, but that will not save your planet or its residents. Your minds are undisciplined; your tech is equal to

Lord Samuel of Goldwood let out a loud belch. Sir Matt Fornicot blushed. King Smith XI rose and boomed "HOW DARETH THEE BURP IN MY ROYAL PRESENCE?!".

12:31PM, she needed Mediumship taken care of, by the Four of us. My usual methods did not work for thoughts, because she could not use telepathy, while Mediumship as active this l

Unfortunately, Jim was worrying about his exams.

I am horribly horribly lost. I know that the lost city of paradise wasn’t going to be easy to find but this seems excessive

Mayonne Kirpl laid out her silverware just so. TBH, it was just ordinary flatware, but she wasn't expecting werewolves or vampires for dinner that evening, just a microwave lasagna