Mr. Paddock loved pickled herring sandwiches. He'd eat them with "sailor bread" and drink raspberry soda. Because he never brushed his teeth they were fishy and red.

I couldn't believe what she told me in the bathroom last night. We sat there for two hours and cried together and that's when I realized

There once was a prince who lived on a crowded island.

a alien came laughing towards a man. the man asked why are you laughing? and the alien told because i think of you being naked and walking around?'

When Father T. opened a drive-thru confessional booth at the Collinsville truck stop off I-70, he expected to hear some unusual stories, and this is the topper. All names changed

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I launched myself into the Cosmo, a babe, a raw nerve looking to take root in some place or time. To being changed by the journey from promise to fact. I AM THAT I AM. & you unders

During a heatwave on a trip to Thailand I contracted malaria. In my delirium I'd written my fiance: Got jungle fever, bad. So hot. Need to stay extra 2 weeks to replenish fluids.

Echo implies a bounded space. Even if open, obstruction present.

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Thirty years later and it still burns my butt that I didn't get the part of the Artful Dodger in that production of Oliver. Story of my life. Just a generic street urchin who

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

Poocher considered himself a smart dog with a sharp nose like Ace the Bathound or Tintins dog, Snowy, but his stakeout of the half man half manatee spooking around his neighborhood

I hate flies. I HATE them. The way they buzz around and zoom back and forth. They're dirty! The NOISE they make. They just bug me! And Michael bugged me too. That's why I had to

As I I lay in the grass with my feet up the air, I noticed that my blue suede shoes blended in with the night sky. I tapped my heels and spoke the ancient words.

Aurora,SleepingBeauty had guests for dinner.She told the castle's cook to prepare a feast fit for a king.Her guests were no-show and since she didn't want to waste all that food,

The woolen scarf was itchy. It was the embodiment of the reason why I didn't believe in love. You had to lie to people you cared about. "Yes, I like your scarf, honey".

Bubba slid the beat-up wooden box out from under his twin bed and puffed the dust off the top. It had been a long time since he had seen inside. He unsealed the top and uncovered

I am Graa. I am that which was before time. I residue in the murky depths, before consciousness. When your lids droop, i am there in the corners. I am waiting. And soon I will come

Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again & had terrible gas. She expected illustrious company for an important session of gastromancy. Plato was consulting the Oracle of Delphi