It was a bright cold day in April, and the Mickey Mouse clock was striking thirteen.

The night was colder than I expected, but I suppose that's what you get for walking barefoot in the snow.

Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his other mother's eyes, and Uncle Pete's and his friend Tony's eyes, but otherwise he was disappointingly common and nondescript. Rosemary's

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We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. Future events such as these will affect you in the future.

Something interesting is happening here. Have you noticed? The seemingly endless supply of letters, words, and language is running out. There are only so many available. With each

The crazy old coot in the landspeeder was right, those WEREN'T the droids we were looking for! Though, for a second there, they kind of looked a little bit like them - I mean, one

The gamer looked at her, and she expected him to say something romantic, but he said "Wanna play some gta5?"

Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that

When the mists cleared Captain Jack sparrow saw the other boat. It was a coast guard ship. No doubt there were snipers on board. He should never have joined up with Ethiopian

Vaughn died tonight in his final go-kart crash. Distracted by the sinister eyes of Trump peering out from the massive billboard looming above the track, he pressed the accelerator

Twenty minutes. That's how long I have left until I find out the truth. Am I really made up of mostly water like most humans are or am I really just a bag of cockatoos? Either way

What ever happened to Ms. Inatick, the clever cricket-loving Australian lass who is so fond of personifying inanimate objects? Mr. Spatula, what have done to our friend?

The Three Little Pigs,tired of the wolf's assaults,got three little tiger cubs trainned from Tibetan Monks.

You and me are in a lot of trouble, and somebody's gonna burst our bubble. Your husband, my wife. My marriage, your life. So we went to Maine out on the east coast that very night

My cup failed me.

"How much will my clean bill of health set me back, doc?" I asked. "Hm, $40, plus the cost of hollow pills." It was cheaper to be sick, so I forced a cough. The GP sedated me with

A large proportion of society will keep paperclips in their desk top drawer. I like to do things differently when organising my office desk. I have a pig shaped paperclip dispenser

I woke up doing math. Pizza might have been involved. If I order a large pizza should I have them cut it into 4 slices instead of 8? I don't think I can eat 8 slices but I could 4.