-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago,

Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?

As a pastor of the Utilitarian Church of Objective Philosophy I've married people with cars, roller coasters, ferris wheels, video game characters & garden fences, but now I'll

Sometimes, when Elfrida the pink sugar elephant felt sad, she'd call Bernie the liquorice panda. "Bernie, I have to talk. It's the white sugar mice. I can't stand their string tail

Some of us just can't bear with frustration,which only builds up more frustration as we become impatient.

Shug continued his tour of the ranch. "Sorry if this is boring for a 21st century gal, Elisa." It worried him that she was only interested in "his" Orb. The Orb was friendlier than

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.

I'm gonna start eating carrots and spitting them around like a bad ass.

Agnes Faulks laid her dingo to rest on the Salisbury Plain. It was just a dingo, unspecial to most, but it was her dingo and he knew her name. Their private moment was interrupted

For some reason, my father prepared his uncle's best friend over me. It's been like that since I was six and dying of a fever. I never understood what he found in that tiny man.

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" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

The little girl watched as the car ran right through her. "What the actual..."

"It says here we can get a energy credit from our electric company if we buy into the hamster-powered generator farm. Should we sign up?"

I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a

With my hands on the railing, I stare into the darkness beyond the veranda, listening intently. But the night rests silently: only mosquitos, flies, a dog barking in the distance.

She knew that he was never coming back but she'd forgotten how long a day or a week or a month could be and how hope is so violent. So she went to a bar & found a man there who

There was an old house in the forest...

Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.