Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's

Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?

Ironic (I think) in Iraq, where pops rocs were shot off, lock, stock and barrel. A beer barrel. A polka. A beer barrel polka. In Pennsylvania perhaps? That would be iconic!

Boom, boom bippity bippity boom! Everyone loves a poem. So slide your slags over here and let's get this puppy rollin'

We all tried to slide our slags over to the Bippity Boom Poet. However my slag was a touch obese & she was unpushable. In fact all the slags were right handfuls & we could only per

-spire so much before we completely dehydrated. The Bippety Boom Poet collected our shriveled bodies and tossed them in the air like snow as he recited. Bob Fosse's ghost danced in

darkest of nights in blackface doing his best jazz toes, which it being Bob Fosse, it's ALL THAT JAZZ jazz that jazz fans get jazzed about. The Bippety Boom Poet started to skat An

and deliver the Fierce - the Kind with the Capital F to the G with Gee Golly Driving Miss Molly that's Fire Deep Down in the soul let me tell you...Dark and Deep in the Swamps

where gators smoke cigars and possums don't wear pants. Political satire shoved down your face hole like a Surge-flavored Mtn. Dew. Poli-scis think they're the alpha and omega.

The Pogo reference meant something but I couldn't connect it to Good Will Hunting. Not and hit the Mtn. Dew commercial as well. Poli-Scis are the epsilon and upsilon of Academia.

That is where I ran into a wall. A conspiracy that was keeping me away from the information I needed to prove my theory. Knowing who wasn't the Alpha/Omega wasn't enough to go on.