I think I'm going to get some wonton soup and an eggroll, then spend the afternoon in with an MSG buzz. I remember when Owsley would cook fried rice for us,

I saw it, once. It haunts me in my sleep. The teeth, the claws..But most especially, the stench.

But in all seriousness, I am an eye person, which kind of sucks because the type of women I attract are usually too shy (or damaged?) to look you in the eye. They're always staring

With a Fluff-a-Nutter sandwich in hand I decided it was time to

A feeling of unease took hold of me as I noted that I was surrounded by ironic kids in bad clothes. I had somehow wandered into a den of hipsters. One of them offered me a PBR

Billy was lost. The woods had completely surrounded him. It was becoming obvious that something bad was about to happen.

Where I come from children would never dare go to the old fountain and say the name "Kindlifresserbrunnen" three times. Children wouldn't even whisper the name of this child eating

He scoped out the sink, looked for towels and found none. Using his cuff, he turned the faucet on &rinsed his hands. He dried himself inside his pockets and kicked open the door.

Always I begin empty and lose nothing constantly until I am full again.

كانت طفولت احمد عصيبة فهو من أسرة فقيرة وكانت أوضاعهم المعيشة صعبة جداً مما اضطر وهو في عز شبابه ان يسافر للعمل في الخارج ليوفر حياة كريمه له و لأسرته و لكن لم تكن الغربة سهلة أبدا

The Donkey was very large and looked like it could crash a whole town in a matter of minutes.

Tried and true. Ready and willing. Live and learn. The cliche-prone prostitutes

walking down a dark hallway freaks me out. As i walked further and further, it became more silent until.... BAMM!!! shouting as loud as i can... guess what i saw...

Before winning the Minnesota American Teen Princess pageant, Amber had had no idea how busy her life would become. It seemed that, as part of th contest, each winner was required

Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the opposite corner of the room and walk like I have something to do. What's that on my shoe? Dog crap? Damn, well I can't worry about that

'Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the mansion. Not a creature was stirring, not even Mr. Asp the mortician.

"Go, Pikachu!" The little pixelated red and white ball flung across the screen and out popped the little electric rat. This was gonna be a tough battle, especially if it's against

"Dear diary, it is after the Great Nuclear Event, I am all alone and now I can tell my truth. I am the man inside the Kool-Aid guy, and now

The halloween candy bucket still lay at his feet as he gazed over the array of corpses that lay in a pattern consistent with the general arc of his scream. Banshee? What did that

Everyone's heard the stories, the vampire myths and other monster stories. Everyone knows their made up tales passed down for generations. Does anyone know the true monsters though