Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething

I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to

With hands in the jacket pockets to escape the autumn chill, I walked briskly to the dip in the road. No traffic this morning. Hardly ever is; only the Rosentraders and I live

Dr. Frankenstein ceased his efforts to sew limbs directly onto a head. "This shortcut isn't working, only a torso will do!" He sighed. "If only a torso fresh enough was available

Why me? What did I do to deserve something like this?

He sat alone in the dark listening to a thousand psychic wars and about coming home. But nobody ever comes back unbroken: good or bad, either way, broken.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.The sound is so soft that u only can hear it when you are in a quiet place

Claire was sitting in her room when she heard a noise. it sounded like it was coming from her parents bathroom ,she got out of her bed tip-toed into their room and sneaked up to

It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I

"Pie in the sky," Ralph chuckled to himself. "What a stupid expression."

I slew a dragon. But the policeman didn't believe me. He finished handcuffing me and slammed me into the back of the police van. "This one is crazy!" said one of the officers.

She left me. Alone. Broken. I was paralyzed. Why? Why would she leave and take everything that mattered to me with her? Will she ever come back? I told my self she would but

My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the

The 27th Prophet of Earth liked his beer and pretzels -- but he never had any intention that these should become required sacraments for residents of The One. He watched in dismay

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that one's very existence is an act of rebellion.

I am an invisible manwich.

We are whirling and twirling out of control, but everything is under control. We are always being controlled, even when we don't know it. Someone has control of the controller.

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One time I saw Nicki Minaj jogging down Central Park West.

There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?