"Look, I'm sorry, I just really like swords!" I stammered. "You killed 19 people!" My friend, Frank, bellowed. I couldn't help it. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Kay's shoppe was an orgy of twee. She specialized in Hummel figurines, Teddy bears, and calico tea cozies. Collectors came from around the world to

when i see her

"Love and happiness do not arrive early, or late. They arrive precisely when they mean to." The great wizard proclaimed

Don't touch me until you have taken a shower and a bath, she said, somehow turning me on in spite of it.

I could spend an hour watching her garden and nothing more! And even when off-angle, tilting ever-so-closer to complete balance, both physical and mental balance I enjoy the view.

I slammed my room door open and rolled myself onto my bed. I was really angry at my mom as she didn't prepare my favorite meal. I was really angry and wanted to calm myself down,

People saw me walking down the streets as if I was a criminal, a murderer. I didn´t do it I was called innocent by the jury but still people didn´t believe it,I was guilty for them

I was sitting on my couch eating cheetos when out of nowhere, jumped a tiny man who wanted to take me to

Like most renown scientists Dr. Doppel denied aspiring to the Nobel prize while secretly coveting it. His ambition led him to a morally questionable experiment when he cloned

My name is Florida, but my friends call me Flo. Actually, everyone calls me that because

Paul locks his front door and heads to his 1998 rusted toyota camry when suddenly the civil defense siren began to sound. paul pausing with a confused look on his face looks up

So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

Gasp!

Me heads full of facts, I can hardly think around them to write these words. It all started on May 2, 1899 in Worthbridgeshire. There was this friendly hardworking man I met dancin

What if I were to tell you that I'm going to pay you to do butterfly surveys on flowery flat areas in the spring. Surveys can't be done too early, too late, when it's too hot or

the girl took the elephant by the hand and led him to the water. he drank until he has quenched his thirst, after all running across africa can get quite tiring

I love the taste of burnt popcorn in the morning.

As President Obama waved at the cheering crowd, Mitt Romney's form seemed to bulge and melt. Suddenly, his face split open, revealing a toothed maw and six waving tentacles, aimed

How are lucky are we that the Second Coming is starting during a census year? The whore of Babylon has her G10 headed beast to ride upon. The McRib is here for a limited time only.