So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

The moped hummed quietly on the empty road. Buildings wizzed passed me. The Briefcase was still on the bak of the vehicle. They were catching up. I sighed and sped towards the wall

I heard a scream so I ran toward my car. I did not get to it before

The plant was shelterd in a hollow grove in the ground. Small waterfalls made light noises all around. It was beautifal, and was about to end Cancer. I reached slowly forward to it

"Titan is like a giant baked Alaska pie". -- Cripes, Jenson's done it again. Get the media handlers on this. The NASA budget's in congressional review & he's gotta pull one of his

The doorbell rang and it was Frank. He was late as usual but I was too tired to comment.

In 2012 the world is said to end on they Mayan Calender (December 21st), I would

Today, the day I thought would be the best day of my life, would turn out to be humanity's worst day in history.

The sun burned my back as I walked down the beach. It has been a long, hot day that took a lot out of me and I was ready to relax in the hotel pool.

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

The last man on earth sat anxiously in his living room There was a knock at the door.

"I don't care what you say, I'll never like you like I used to," she yelled, slamming the door. I stood there, wondering about the words and whether or not

Scientists have grown a miniature "human brain" the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will

You don't know me. I'm the one that puts that "Fruit of the Loom" sticker on those tidy whities you are sitting there in. Working at the computer in your underwear? I should

I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

It was a sunny day in Alresford City when Joe Griffin decided he would take a long walk in the wood with an axe and a spade

And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said, "Yeah, really!" Andy sighed, "Well then, I guess...

"Yea, are you sure you weren't just kissing a mop?" Joked the sergeant...

"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.

Jeremiah was stunned. Here he was, drinking his coffee and reading the morning paper, when his wife has the audacity to tase him. Sliding to the floor as his cup shattered, he..