The only 2 famous Austrians I can think of are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hitler. Marie Antoinette - was she Austrian?

Lord Samuel of Goldwood let out a loud belch. Sir Matt Fornicot blushed. King Smith XI rose and boomed "HOW DARETH THEE BURP IN MY ROYAL PRESENCE?!".

Many years ago, a man had a dream. This dream was ruined by a woman he met. Her existence in his life would've belonged in a love story, if it weren't for what she did to him...

Why do people want to kill me? I don't do any harm to others, well unless I feel threatened. I'm Buzzella and I'm a Bumble Bee.

Aubrey was eight years old. Why was he being bothered about college? To hell with a career in a future mad world! Unfortunately he was cursed with a cool mom: Helicopter Mummy.

With hair that would set the teeth of a comb on edge, a loud shirt that would dim the neon lights of Vegas, and looking like an undernourished cockatoo, he stepped onto the stage

In a dreary November, I set quill to foolscap. A novel in a month? How was that even possible? And so I began with my first sentence...

She woke up to a the everyday routine of going to school, work, then bed. But on the weekend, she put on the blonde wig and was center stage at the Wells Fargo Center. She was.....

Once upon a time there was a beautiful butterfly.

A Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog where making the rounds in the Tensta, when the ran into a pack of

"I just realized I won 30 million dollars at the lottery, so please forget my previous rant against inflation. What a beautiful country we live in! I will get 3 butlers, 5 cars,

It was a monday morning, a school holiday ,i was still sleeping in my bed, suddenly, i heard my mother shouting' tom wake up ' but i refused to wake up and my mother use a pail of

A wave of sadness overcame me. I knew it. It was over. What once was, had died, withered away into nothing. I didn't even have the power to conjure up tears, all I could do was

This grandma wanted to revive the corpse of Dean Martin for one last drink.

As Lee-Lee typed her latest fold, she wondered if writing about yawning affected anyone else as it affected her as she covered her mouth with her hand to hide another yawn.

"So, how do you do this again?" I asked him, staring down at the equation scribbled on my paper.

Mahiedine took off his shirt in the last meters of the 3000m Steeplechase & got disqualified. Out of protest Pierre the accountant resolved to take off his shirt whenever

It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.

So it's come to this? Ok, hand me the twinkie.

No-one can understand my situation. No-one can help. No-one can break through the walls of darkness. Right, now that's out of the way, down to business. There has been a breach in