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She was the kind of person who goes to jazz bars to look cool,orders five different drinks with exotic names to show how sophisticated she is & I was stupid enough to fall for her

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Nobody knows how Saturn got its rings. But I have a theory.

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In the year 2078, the scientist Edwin Littlefield will prove decisively the fact that the world is, in fact, a cube, and not a sphere. The news shocks no one.

What of the toad?

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"5, 6, 7, 8," she quietly whispered, peaking effortlessly between her fingers and watching her classmates hide. So uncommitted and unaware was she, that the man approaching was

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Testing

patababe sat in his room alone no one was home one can only imagine what he was thinking

So my question is, and it has been asked before: "What will happen to MoralEnd when he reaches 10,000 likes?" I heard a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, that

Beryl examined her toast carefully and carefully nibbled around the image of Princess Diana burnt into its crisp surface.

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"What do you want this time?" asked God. The Devil, hat in hand said, "Look, I'm sorry. I apologize for being prideful and I have learned my lesson." God opened his arms and

You stroll into a dark alley on the corner of Madison and Filly. Suddenly a shadow passes by. You hide behind the pungent trash bin. You can't believe you eyes! It's

A sign here reads "Reading Railroad." To your east is the IRS. To the west you see the edge of Oriental Ave. You hear a strange whistling in the air. Arcane rogue, what do you do?

FoldingStory is a group storytelling game. Ten anonymous authors contribute one line each while only being able to read the contribution directly before theirs. Zingers, plot twist