Biden, alerted by an aide, logged into the site. His trademark smile fell away as he reached for the phone. "It's me. Find the bastards. Extreme prejudice." He chuckled as he

The casino owner didn't want to talk to this washed-out black woman. But she brought in some old white musicians and she said, "my group is called Tina Turner Overdrive." The owner

Now that we had settled the argument in my favor, I was ready to move on. I was stupid to believe she would give in that easily. As I began to relax she pounced and I was

Jeff folded his large, batlike wings behind him as he lit on the ground. He was in the middle of a deserted suburb street, hoping to hell he could find a good liquor cabinet to

NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps are going to have to be redrawn.

This is the stuff of countless schlocky sci-fi films that have tarnished the image of science fiction for decades.

I think I'm going to get some wonton soup and an eggroll, then spend the afternoon in with an MSG buzz. I remember when Owsley would cook fried rice for us,

As I do my dance of love, with my depends hanging low, I should have bought the bigger size, cause this ones almost full, then I step in something squishy, Oh No I've sprung a leak

This is the story of an interesting threesome.A very peculiar group of people whose main interest in life was the perception the other two had of them.A very private party.

I was playing PSP. I have an plushie of Tails Doll attached to this shirt. It was because one time i got drunk and my friends trolled me. I was scared that time, but by the time

"Semiotics? Idiotics!" Sarge growled. I knew it was going to be a long day. My name is Friday and I carry a badge. I work Dei Watch and it looked like we had a gang of

Fear of snakes, spiders, sharks, dinosaurs, cockroaches, birds, ants, rats, barracuda had all been exploited in the cinema, but my movie would exploit the little known fear of

Jake Whistler of WeatherTV kind of liked it when the wind caught him during a storm report and blew him 50 miles up the coast. He landed on one of his favorite restaurants,

Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping for mor than 12 ours. I was starving and decided to eat something. As soon as I opened by bedroom door, I saw the most

Él no quería participar, hasta que...Habiá una vez, en un país muy lejano, un ciudadano que no quería particpar

The answer? Mustard seed. The Question?

When he died part of my heart died with him. I still talk to him often. No he doesn't answer! I'm not that nuts. I hear his sayings "What goes up will come down but where?" Rocks

The tofu jiggled on her belly button. He tried again to pick up a piece with his chopsticks. She giggled. Tofuland was not to every man's taste, but

I was having an argument with my map when she put her downy hand on my shoulder and informed me that I was disrupting the other hikers. "Why can't you follow the path like us," she

Mister Darcy, my cat, looked up at me with his encouraging eyes as if to say, " I caught this one, now you try." At my feet was a lifeless, roughed-up, garden gnome... (Oh boy.)