This is the story of an interesting threesome.A

This is the story of an interesting threesome.A very peculiar group of people whose main interest in life was the perception the other two had of them.A very private party.

so private in fact that I don't really have much to tell since I wasn't one of the three involved persons. My own family was a loud and promiscuous brood. Uncle Chuck married a dog

named Butch. In truth she wasn't a true dog but she was a bitch, in fact she was known all around town as "Butch the Bitch." Butch had her good points though, she could tree a

gardener with a pitbull and boa constrictor like no one's business. But Butch had an introspective side too which

made him very introspective on the boa constrictor, particularly as the ravenous reptile raucously relished him like rigatoni. Butch was in a tight state, and the pitbull was only

holding back trying to figure out if snakes really did relish rigatoni, or if they'd enjoy penne, tortellini or spaghetti just as much. Butch took advantage of the dog's hesitation

and ate all the pasta in one gulp. Butch began to feel very sick and barfed up everything including a half-digested bunny rabbit, chicken egg, and his master's pinky finger. Snakes

soon follow after the vomit and began hissing up a fit. "Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!" exclaim the snakes. Butch replied with a "ARRGAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" and

the snakes stopped dead in their tracks. One of them eyed Butch, "A bit much don't you think?" The others hissed in unison. "BUT YOU BIT ME!" yelled Butch. "Only a little."

Butch looked at his bleeding legs, then back to the snakes. He was so angry that his fat jiggled. It eventually caused a 9.9 Earthquake that made the world implode. Fucking Snakes.