I was a tightrope walker and today, I was walking across the world's deepest hole. Showing off, I was eating Cheetos while doing it. Unfortunately, I fell off. At the bottom, a man

I was never quite sure how I kept ending up here, but it was starting to piss me off. Was it because I'm a sucker for a sob story? A compassionate fool? In any case, here I was

Toby Chatterton was actually more the silent type. His head was full of music, but he never felt compelled to bother people with it. He was cool like that. Synchronicities would

The governing body that supervises wizards is called the High Council. The Council enforces the rules and makes certain that nobody ever knows what’s going on in the

The books opened one at a time revealing empty pages where once there'd been masterpieces. Gridley smiled and glanced at the ink on her hands. She fingered a spiral on the floor

With a flip of his thumb, the chained-on lid spun off and swung to the side. He rarely let his work get in the way of his drinking. There were things Bill did sober and things

The chainsaw bit into the upper-thigh meat. Crimson confetti and butter fat flecked the walls in large butterfly arcs. And then the stump gushed

I had been searching for the "God Particle" using the newest, fastest and most sophisticated equipment in the Galaxies. Then she came, not a physicist, not scientist at all but a

The idea was never to go with the subway sandwhich diet. But when traveling coast to coast a foot long goes a very long way. Gas prices be that they are, leaves very little

He couldn't sleep. He'd tried pills, counting sheep, flipping the pillow, rubbing one out, reading primary literature. After 3 days with no sleep he felt a crazed detachment

Aaahhh-bottle of wine. Does it matter if its a screw top or cork? I don't care. Either way wine invokes nightmares. The other evening I was kidnapped by trolls...red wine vs.

Welcome to Planet Xog earthlings. As you can see from our appearance we are very much like you apart from the extra head and the foot sticking out of our ears....pardon???

First I got off the train and headed straight for the shop. I knew he'd be there. I wanted to let him know what was up, you know? Make sure it never happened again.

It was the night before my birthday. And from my window, the rainy world outside seemed like the saddest place.

I was a big fan of Star Wars as a kid. I guess that's why I wore the Vader mask when I robbed the 7-eleven. When they showed me on the evening news I couldn't help but feel pride

"OMG, look at Ben's cute butt!" Gianna texted her BFF Destiny 5 feet away from her and 11 feet from the 17yo male walking past the Claire's mall store where the girls worked.

One more time he referenced the "hero with a thousand faces" and one more time

I really don't have a better story than the time that girl with cerebral palsy wandered into my bar on clown night, and those drunken lunatics took her into the parking lot and

"There's a cyst in your tube" wasn't the diagnosis I had been hoping for.

Be fruitful and multiply? Bitch please. I'm gonna be fruitful and exponentiate.