The soundscapes muzak belied Babs' inner turmoil. She could feel the sweat pool under her breasts as she solemnly regarded her coffee grounds. Hands shaking, Babs picked up her

"Joy of Cooking," pg. 929, Chicken Nugget recipe: 1) Slaughter chickens 2) Cleave into fun dinosaur shapes 3) Throw away 4) Guzzle pink slime 5) Wash down with soylent pink soda 6)

After the Spanish Flu had killed half of the world's population, I figured I ought to take some time and write my will before I kicked the bucket. Who would I include?

This is the story of the 4th little pig. Subject of little reporting as he was estranged from the porcine brotherhood during the "lobo war." He had built his house out of

Writing stories is like giving birth. Some stories slip out nice& easy. Others need a bit of pain medication & some pushing. Still others require the barbaric use of forceps. This

So let's just say, just purely for hypotheticals and stuff, that I was having sex with that duck. Do you think, theoretically speaking, that could have cause this rash right here?

The young leviathans of Europa had a great long giggle in their frosty ocean as they competed to spew ever-greater plumes into space. "They probably think we're fluffy dolphins!"

Foldingstory is a bit like those festive recordings that always come out at this time of year in which a bevy of celebrities get together and sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

The body was face down in the mud, a spear in its back. It's banners and badgers were those of a knight of Lord Darnforths. Callofath shuddered, knowing that

Knowing how my dog would take a sniff at something & lose interest soon thereafter I was initially skeptical when Skeeter began practicing Yoga. The Downward Dog pose was easy, but

Mark's brother Charity the candle-maker was quite the babe-magnet, but not much came of it. Charity was gay but transcendent, and Mark loved women but was a homely slob. Even so,

"Blasphemy!"

I spent yesterday lining up to vote in the Afghan election so I'm laid up today with a severe case of burka rash. The only known cure for burka rash is to take one goat grazed on

Jim opened the door slowly, cautious of my fragile state. "AJ? Are you okay?" Do I want to lie to him? Do I tell him the truth? "I'm fine," I lied. It was then my mask shattered.

The management sent Joe to check out the disturbances in #1423. It creeped him out enough that the elevator skipped from 12 to 14, but the normality of the carpet and lighting cr

This is the craziest thing I have ever seen in my life.

I and my friend went to the changi beach in the holidays. when, we got there we heard ha! ha! ha! we turned behind to see who was it? i was shock to see a joker licking a ice-cream

Tony used the corner of an agenda to pick a poppy seed from betwixt cuspid and premolar. Mission completed, he then handed the stack of agendas to Cheryl who took them gingerly and

Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE

Hartwig dried his hair with a towel but didn't comb, put on some holey jeans & platform shoes. He was still a short german with a big American car & a deathwish. He stomped on the