The note on the door said "Folding Story Animal Support Group". I walked in and sat down. Beside me was Jeff, the goat of existential angst, beside him, Det. Manatee. To my left

No-one's going to riot in January. It's too dark and cold. Rioting is strictly a summertime activity.

"Krejomar, would you please shut up? It's wrecking the Gematria. Everyone else in the Cosmos has agreed to be silent for just this one moment." Urmok implored him, but Krejomar

It all began one dark, dark, stormy night...

"IIt tain't fair!" the troll grumbled as he tapped the screen. "Tries ta show me best side after them Billy Goats Gruff, but look at dose forums! Usin' my name!"

"What would you do if your son was at home on the bedroom floor, 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddy's

Police from the central German town of Bad Hersfeld report culprits made off with 5.5 tons of Nutella from a parked trailer--estimated worth $20,000.

Damn. Pau Gasol is sooooo se-xxxyyyy. Mmmmmm... Sus bolas de regate son como la poesía en el movimiento. Creo que estoy enamorado. Go Lakers!

One fine day I sat out on my balcony reading book after book. Hour after hour went by without me noticing the change in weather.

Something glowed in the dark by the bed. "Whats that?" I asked my wife. It darted forward. I grabbed a slipper to crush it. "Wait it's a Lucihormetica luckae! The last of its kind

Please please please don't mention New Zealand in the following story.

OUAT, there was a PurpleProf who was diagnosed with breast cancer. This was a real bummer, but PurpleProf was determined to beat it! She counted on her FS friends to keep her smili

I rate myself a 10 out of 10 at

Staring at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his Triumph Spitfire, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands

It was ironic that the failed satellite that re-entered the atmosphere and struck Hilary dead one morning as she struggled with her writer's block was named "inspiration" by NASA.

"Who'd like to start?" ."I would" said the the young man next to me. As he stood, light from the open window stuck him and he began to sparkle. "Hi, I'm Edward, and I'm a Lame

The elevator seemed innocuous enough. Just your ordinary everyday run-of-the-mill elevator. Two floors up, my worst nightmare got on. I should have known something was wrong when

Nigel was so gleeful that the business man had asked him about the power outlet he was sitting next to.

"I'll like yours if you like mine."

We were sitting around the campfire, when Nate decides 2tell a ghost story. It had something to do w/ a crappy Jetta in Maine, &something about a politician. That's not scary. THIS