We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.

I flashed my brights as if to say 'Good morning!'. Then I passed & laid on the horn to say 'Thanks!' Then I slowed down & extended a greeting I'd seen other motorists use to relate

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

I and my friends went to the cinema threatre when, we got there the movie was about to begin, we quickly sat down and we started munching our popcorn somebody kicked our legs ....

IN MY CLASS DURING,ENGLISH LESSON I WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHAT TO EAT FOR LUNCH IN THE CANTEEN.SUDDENLY, MY TEACHER STARTED CALLING MY NAME'RAHUL' STOP DAY DREAMING BUT I STILL

The mad gleam in his eye pierced the night, he said, "Smell this pit will you?" I looked at where his crooked thumb hooked towards. This was not going to be pretty.

Oh no. Oh God. The WiFi stopped working. What was she to do? How would she survive?

Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

"Two pennies and a dime, one yours and two mine." The baby brother argued that this wasn't fair, and that he was getting more. Tom replied that he was the eldest, so he deserved

I left the school building and got on the bus. As soon as we left the premises, I realized

Come closer now. Only you can hear the houses sleeping in the streets in the slow deep salt and silent black, bandaged night.

Every time there was a party at his neighbour's he had the same old problem...

Hundreds of years ago, our planet hosted a small human population. Despite an abundance of land and food, the greedy rich, as usual, hogged it all and forced others into servitude.

She laid on the ground. Sick. Decapitation. Her head faced east. Her neck bloody and ragged. And in the pool of glistening blood was a slice of apple pie. I lit a smoke to think.

"A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's funny." The jester picked up his jingly hat, and approached the castle cook. "Cook, it's time to depose our king, and it's time for me

"RUN!" she shrieked as the creature exploded upward in a cloud of blood and tentacles and serrated teeth. It was far too powerful. If they died it would be her fault, regardless of

Orchade Arcade was a small run down building. It mainly consisted of a toy store, a second hand book store, a sushi shop that had run out of business, and a door that stood in the

Although I was 15, I lied on the age verification and said I was born in 1901. The monitor flashed in a brilliant light and I appeared in the trenches of Verdun.

Nobody but Kevin noticed that the president had become a massive dragon overnight. Everyone seemed to think he'd always been like that, and official records seemed to agree.

Her blonde hair. It was all my eyes decided to look at, despite thousands of other things in the restaurant.