In the morning, i woke up from my bed to

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

the skeleton shouted "Stand and deliver" while the smoke from his cigarette escaped from his rib cage. "What do you want? Money?" I quivered

It laughed maniacally. "Money! You fool! I want your body! I have been wandering for ages in search of a body that would match my skeleton frame. And now I've found it!"

I couldn't help my uncontrollable laughter. "My body? I'll have you know I spend 30 hours a week in the gym to keep this figure up and if you think you can just snap your fingers

..." SNAP! And just like that I was hypnotized again. Strangely, I was aware of being hypnotized, but unaware of everything else. "You are a parrot," a voice said from somewhere.

It also seemed so familiar: the gilt cage, preening my plumage, and picking knits out my neigbours dredlocks. Then the voice said, "Whose a pretty boy?" and heard myself reply, "

"That dude sitting across from us with headphones on. He cannot hear us." My plumage was brilliant green, with splotches of scarlet red and royal blue. Someone took my picture and

laughed until I let out an ear piercing squawk. I would have flown away if my captors hadn't clipped my wings. The paparazzi scattered like

birds in a storm. What do they know about my pain? Those who come to see my colors but not hear my voice.

Sam the Toucan was going through hell. They hiring a voice coach to fade the squawk out of his lingo for Fruit Loops' new image so he left Kellogg to film a hot nature documentary.