a fateful trip it was! I went down to Acapulco on the run. Old fat gut had the goods and then we ended up at Rose Marie's. She was all for fun, but didn't tolerate any brawls, well

Helen couldn't believe it when an Italian camper van pulled up in Vindolanda Roman fort car park.

I put on my mask. I took a deep breath. I threw my body into the door and it flew open. With all my courage, I stepped

The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm

What if suddenly everything in the universe: atoms, sub particles, galaxies, humans, animals, plants, what if everything became 10% bigger, how would we know it happened?

There are two toilets in my house. One is for us; one is for guests. I think this is tremendously unfair because we don't even get that many guests but they get to use the clean

You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders. But why?

One day a girl wondered out into the woods. She heard screaming and was not sure what to think of it. She was not sure what was going on. She ran to where it came from and found...

The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began

Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom sve izmijenjeno - ono što bi trebalo biti gore, sad je dolje i obratno...

The domino hit the spoon, sending the pea to bounce off the kettle drum, which awoke the gerbil, who spun the wheel, which turned on the fan,

Since dying is not an option, Tom had to come up with a cracking-fast way of making some some money. It is not like he has the smarts to sell dope or the grit to be a chef.

As December arrived with snow blanketing the city with its untamed wrath and sapping the life out of all the trees, Wil, Ted, Rose cast a spell on their greenhouse protecting their

Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars movie has a few tricks up its sleeve after all.

On an elevator with Ëlvÿs the High Elven Elvis impersonator because the escalator was not actually an option. Since elves do not have the concept of gratitude, he keeps having a

There come days when, despite all the efforts of a frustrated mind, no words come, but only a low string of murmurs and whisperings, dying feebly on the tongue.

Never again, it will never be the same as before that day. That fateful day that changed their lives for now and forever. They will never be together any more.

I’ve been authoring this story for six years, and I don’t know where to begin. I wish a chemist would create a pill for writer’s block; something like Text-Lax, or Word Softener.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I said as I nodded disapprovingly at the startled student.

In the beginning, the mind was in the gutter. It flourished in the seeped motor oil and Miracle-Gro run-off. Angered by the filth, the Great Moderator devised the LAW which forbade