"Yolk,what's up?" greeted Bread." "I'm fried. And you?" " I feel all crumby." "That's because you're toast." " You're white. Eggcellent deduction my friend. Now, let's find a way

Going cold inside. I can not reach the light by mere control, but have to fetch it with all my might. Darkness dwells in the evening hours. In the dark

Happiness is making blueberry flap jacks on a Sunday morning.

She was at the tatoo parlor having his name removed. It was how all her relationships ended & often the most painful part she thought sardonically. She was faithful to her tatooist

All she could hear was silence, wrapping around like a thick blanket. No, The silence. Silence of space, not able to carry any sound.

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then

Rolie Polie Olie got out of bed, brushed his teeth, and recharged his head.

It was in the days of junkfood prohibition. Ed was crossing the canadian border with a duffle full of twinkies made to look like bananas. The twinkies highly prized on the black

"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity," I remember thinking! It's scary how something so good and exciting could turn our so badlyl!

My room has a view of a graveyard. I'm all alone

It's easy to fuck a stranger. It's fucking someone you love that's hard. The slow boring grind of bringing pleasure to someone out of obligation. He knew he shouldn't but

Marta told the onion her secret wish. Baba Grozna explained: "The layers represent spheres of influence, levels of understanding, and even revelations." But when they sliced

Down to Earth! She was so tired of people telling her how she had to become more responsable,and that at her she should start thinking about her future...but Suse's single care was

The respected neurologist Dr. Couderhans had seen many cases of violent behavior while sleepwalking, but this was on another scale. Detective Marlowe had called him to the scene

Shirley burped. Her face turned a bright pink as she squirmed in the pew, and Reverend Dickey began another long winded prayer. "Oh Lord,

"C'mon Rook" I said to the newest recruit. He looked shellshocked and pale but followed me into the darkened warehouse. An overhead light swung ominously back and forth. I felt

"tori is the hottest female on the planet" i declared haphazardly to noone in particular, but didn't care since noone but her mattered to me anymore anyway. I built a rocket ship

"Det förekommer inga brott av den här typen." GW kliade sig i det redan rufsiga håret. Han fortsatte: "Och anledningen är den att det inte finns någon lag emot det."

When Timmy went home, after the cookies and milk were packed up, she lifted her davenport and pulled out the blue and red suit and cape. She was Super Nan

In Search of Lost Time I counted: 180 characters at 5 letters a word plus spaces is 30 words per fold, so 9,792 folds amounts to 293,760 words which at 250 word per page is 1175pp!