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"Fossilized ossified ossobuccophile." "Erotic exotic necrotic otters." I countered. This was getting serious. "Elementary sedimentary actuaries" he riposted effortlessly. Sweat

"Don't drink and fold! DON'T DRINK AND FOLD!" [CRASH!] [@ Folder's Anonymous] "How many here are also alcoholics?" [unanimous hands] "That's what I figured. Now let's introduce

"Welcome to the Happy Hermit Bakery and Cookie Emporium!", said the sign hanging awkwardly askew on the door.

You know how when you're eating, or reading, or driving or whatever and all of a sudden nothing makes any sense and you just kind of pass out for ten or twelve minutes?

It had been nearly a year since THE EMBARASSMENT

There once lived a guy who lived a shoe. His shoe was way too big for him and it stunk really bad. Instead of putting foot powder in his shoe, he sprayed cologne everyday.

You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.

Love Actually was shot in England. What people don't know was the Hugh Grant has been dead for 5 years and they were able to

Once upon a time there was a Princess, named Ashley, who was banished to the evil town of Statesboro. There she attended the boarding school Georgia Southern.

"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid on the plain east of Tharsis Ridge, "the singularity is near – it is ever-present." Even so, Neptunians from 50,00 years later landed and

The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for

I have never heard of such thing... It has terrifying red eyes and big mortifying teeth thirsty for blood. I thought it was just a joke to scare my friend.

Wilbur the Quantum Cat was at last adopted by a loving family in Des Moines who didn't mind his magnetic field line hairballs and the strange quark droppings he left in the litter

"A platypus in a fedora. Right here on the floora. Where's Dora? Have the Senora clean up this plethora of

The pied piper had gone to Los Angeles for a recording contract, but discovered that there was no money in the music business anymore. In fact, some 14 year old kid had taken his m

A minivan bumped along the windy roads in the Himalayas as Tsewang the guide toured him through Bhutan, past Yaks and Takins and Monasteries

It seemed innocent enough, just type a few words on the fly. A random thought about the day. But who is monitoring these thoughts? Who keeps a file in Washington?

This is a story based on learning management system. This is a tool named folding story, which means we can create a story by our own and add it in the tool i.e the website.

That drunk Hrodgar & his troop are at it again. Listen to 'em.Completely off key. How's a troll to get any rest? I've had it.Gonna bash some heads up at mead Hall. Where's me club?