Elinda was Sophie the Supremes beeeeeesssst friend, until Sophie beat her on a Science test

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl ho a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possible he ran.Then..

I have a hard time distinguishing needs and wants. I needed to prove something to Sherry, so I ate a whole box of brown sugar. Now I am

Where the hell are they? The muddy water blurred my vision and my gills were clogging up with river sludge. They are lucky it's not a Tuesday or I would eat their livers just for

Behold!

I was in the study mixing another cocktail. The crank calls never stopped, even years after my role as Swiper on the telenovela "Dora the Explorer". I wasn't much of a drinker,

One day, a person was walking through a forest. Then, he saw a group of bears screaming a running.

So Ben Bernanke grinned triumphantly. The questions came hot and fast. "What are you going to do? Print more money?" Then Ben introduced congress to King Midas and

Let me hear you scream if you like sex! And what goes good with sex?! Drugs! And what goes good with sex and drugs?!?! ROCK AND ROLL!!! Brrrrnananana badadada doodle doodle boomchi

Stiles is clumsy. He is always getting rekt like a skrub. so stiles said "@MLG_assassins is stupid" and all of a sudden he was being REKT LIKE A SCRUB! then..

Enter, Robbin said. "We should pass the gate by late noon Cora, anybody who's delayed for 2 second to jump will die, so take more than you can." Cora leaned and lined back in color

I was walking through the forest then I tripped on what I thought was a stone, but it was rat.

I didn't know how to contact you, you hid yourself well. But what did I, just some girl, have to say? That I only fell in love with your buddy icon? It was a silly thing to do,

He was a close-minded conservative bigot, she was a spoiled liberal lunatic. They both shared a love of Dr. Seuss and musical-comedies. They got married.

One day sam the skrub went to play a csgo competitive match and got rekt like a freakn skrub, hence his name. then he thought that he could possibly get better but got rekt by bots

"What did you say your name was again, sir?" the clerk said, cocking his head. The tall bearded man looked down and muttered, "I said...my name is...Turly Curd."

Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

Once upon a time, there was a boy, a basketball, a dream. He practiced every hour of everyday. Not many people knew he was an orphan. Just him and a basketball against the world.

One day lil' J was in LA. He was very lost in the city so he asked a guy named Derek for directions to the nearest casino. Instead of helping him, Derek wrecked him like a skrub.