Once upon a time, there was a circle named Juliet. She was very sad because she didn't have points like the other shapes like Gary triangle and Joshua square.

Mungo P. Tallyrand, squinting in the harsh sunlight, surveyed the majestic peak of Mount Keith. His horse lay dead at his feet & his fiancee Angharad Jones had just gone mad.

Doug had been playing online games in his mother's basement for the last 10 yrs. When she died he had no choice but to face real life. He started by watching POV videos.of

"It doesn't matter what you eat as long as you eat something," she said as she pumped more nacho cheese into a bowl and ate it with her fingers. She was an amateur dietician and

Maybe it was all the Zoro episodes I watched as a kid. I dunno. But I found that leather was good. When a problem came along, I'd crack my whip and whip it good.

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A long time ago in 1988, a man named Albert bought a boom box. The boom box was loud and Albert's neighbors were

There in front of me was the girl who broke my heart.She hadn't really liked me in the first place.I didn't understand how she played with my emotions.

I wasn't done grieving for my father when my younger brother died. He was barely comfortable in the urn on the shelf when my best-dog-ever left this life, and mom died before the

Chet Chalmers tore the NYT in half and tossed it. It was a quaint but cheap bit of stagecraft. "Team, we cannot afford to let Conquest make headway into our noodle empire. Ideas?"

The tinfoil stuck up on Cramer's head like tufts of science fiction hair as the cherry pie filling bubbled out of his mouth. The oven was too hot and Cramer was getting worried

You're going to want to sit down for this. Well get dressed first and then sit down. I have a confession to make and it may come as a surprise for some of you.

The large man in the pink pants caught a frog.

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A stuffed polar bear, a pile of sketch books, two empty glasses and yesterday's newspaper; that was what they found in the captain's cabin when they finally broke down the door.

My name is Wrong Robert, I don't mean that it is incorrect i mean that my name really is Wrong Robert Baker.

This story begins with a man, an earnest kind of man. He was so earnest in fact, that all that met him were left with the impression that this was a man you didn't mess about with.

So I was looking at porn when (Fellow writers do not make this dirty. Consider it a challenge. Feel free to challenge the rest of the victims as well.)

Hi slept in a sleeping bag mounted to the wall and his alarm went off at a random time. He dranks his tang and ate his tootsies. It was all part of his regiment.

Good morning gentlemen, as you all probably know we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our dear leader, James Jameson McJames III, who sadly passed away due to his