I have eight to spare and am covered with hair. What am I?

The menu was, at first glance, a selection of vapid, run of the mill Thai dishes that could be found at any Thai place. He handed it to the waiter and asked for the real menu.

It was pretty basic. Evidently the owner thought that the urine stain on the bed was all the decor the hotel room needed.

Three megs of code DAMN. What ever happened to the time when we took pride in writing a program in just one line of code that didn't crash and had all the commands needed to do the

This world's remaining strange mysteries exist among the nooks and crannies of civilization.

My name is Richard,

He was getting ready to spread it like mayonaise when the door flung open.

Beyond the ridge, a coyote cried - high pitched, sharp, distinct - and was answered from closer at hand. Soon there were three or four singing, a happy chorus

The grenade settled into place only feet away from him. That it had landed in the mud granted a rare opportunity for it to be returned to its owner. I crouched, calculating the

The families watched in silence. The priest continued, "If any person here believes that this fold by 49Faithful and this fold by Slimwhitman should not be joined in Foldy Matrimon

The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful, metaphorical, take a picture with your phone sense. In a ohmygodeverythingsgoingtodie sense. I pushed my way into the cave, screaming for

my name is nell ,hihihihi,from china

The sign at the front of the diner said welcome to hell. And if you didn't like meatloaf it was. Of course if you did, it was worse.

Jaimie cleaned his mustache. His reflection said FRAUD. Big fraud. He and Adam were world-famous, but no one knew. No one knew they were lovers. The audience was so homophobic

I was being trapped inside a venus flytrap and there was no one to save me .Then, a bigfoot came to the spot, and open up the venus flytrap's mouth and saved me....................

It was 3 am in the morning, i woke up and i was hungy. I went to kitchen and just when i was about to make a sandwich, i heard a knock on my doar.

Working as a pizza delivery driver had never been a goal of mine. I'd wanted to be a ghost hunter. But tracking down the paranormal didn't put pizza on the table. But last night,

I stopped to catch my breath. Something had just arisen from the hole, and I had run for my life. As I turned to face this unknown beast, I drew my sword and called upon Kyle, my

Powell Austen was a double accounting agent. That is he was a mild-mannered accountant posing as a secret agent. He checked that he wasn't followed to the park & opened his ledger.

Several years ago I saw myself not getting very far. Not being able to achieve