Welcome to Mc.Donalds! what would you like to order?

You can't make this stuff up! Oh yes I can!

I recoiled from myself. I fled down dark alleys with dimly sputtering exit signs and dead ends at every turn. I couldn't run far and fast enough, but to my greater horror, wherever

It wasn't always easy being an alligator with a body structure of the human. You still looked like an alligator, yet you aren't. It was confusing.

One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

Rain again. It seems like every time we get ready to really start summer, the rain comes in and wrecks it. I've been waiting two weeks, ever since school ended, to just

My friend, would it trouble you to spare a dollar? I have a terrible case of short-term memory loss, and I can only remember the last 180 characters (sometimes less!) of what I say

"I'm gonna break something tonight, as I grab your fucked up world and slice through it with a chainsaw!" with a Bruce Lee kind of c'mon hand gesture

Lucifer was looking at the tiny creature with such intensity, as if it would enter spontaneous combustion at any time and didn't want to miss any second of it.

Trader Joe and friends got wiggy with it after reading the Fearless Flyer. Frank N. Furter was uncured at the thought of being served with organic chia bars. The blonde and red wig

More than 10 people a year are killed by vending machines.

Micheal Feroni stared in awe at the mirror. His face-- ...His eyes were bloodshot and sucken back. His eyelids wide open and his long toothy grin flexed back at him. Micheal grabbe

Ursula took her reading glasses off &peered closely at Gudrun. "I shall never marry you. You disgust me." The truth surprised even her. Yet here she was, in the autumn of her life,

The letter 'a' is canary yellow, with fuzzy edges.

This will end here, with nothing to mark its passing.

When you die, is it better to be an accountant in the mashes of Yuutan Bay's Blue Plate Special or is it better to be the ass end of a black ops mission that was going South so fas

When the pounding in my head got loud enough that people beside me could hear it, I knew I had to do something about it. I went to see Prof. Loomis's brother, Luthor about it. His

Whatever twas, I liked it enough to put off doing the dishes again. That wasn't hard to do. Exotic lifeforms that formed on week old food encrusted plates deserved a chance at Life

I sold it to her for ten dollops just to get her out of my house. The stench she left behind settled into the living room and shows no signs of leaving anytime soon. I called Dr. F

The Road is everywhere. Wherever you, the reader, are at this moment, there is a road, maybe several, nearby. Your whole life is on a road going somewhere & there might be no comin