There was a blue breeze. The river was quietter than ever. The trees near the river were flirting with the wind, dancing in the sunshine...The girl, naked, was standing in the

I'm so tired, I have to use toothpicks to prop my eyelids open. It hurts a little. but at least they are keeping me awake.

His long hair held magical power that if cut would defeat him like a school boy being punched by his sister. Samson lay in Delilah's lap

That night was one I would remember forever. She looked so innocent yet creepy at the same time with her pale skin and bloodshot eyes. This was the first time I'd seen a ghost.

These two join Bert & Ernie and Peppermint Patty & Marcie in my childhood pantheon of same-sex couples. They are

About that pod the CW network uses to grow the cast members for its TV series,

Last week I judged a Burger Competition. My least favorite was a new burger made from cow stem cells. It really lacked the satisfaction I get from knowing an animal was slaughtered

Cool sweat soaked Magenta's back as Indigo sponged her brow, brushing her hair back & ordered her to push. Magenta gritted her teeth, suppressing moans of pain, and obeyed. Violet

The pistol glistened wetly in his palm; heavier than he remember. He took a long drag of his cigarette and hummed along to a Roy Orbison jingle, reminding him of a first love, his

Who can it be now?

It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about 20 drugs. Got no hair...anywhere. Feel like crap from the chemo. Gonna lose my 38DDs in about a month. Pissed I didn't do my mammogram.

"I always hum Greensleeves when I'm feeling depressed." said the ugly spotty teenage girl, as she stared at me through her nerdy glasses. "What do you do?" she asked me.

Jimmy was about to chop a chicken when he realized he was wearing a white shirt. Not wanting to ruin it, he quickly donned his Darth Vader costume from last Halloween.Ms.Jones saw

It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's

I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am a ridiculous man. I am a non-descript man. I am a superfluous man. I am a forgotten man. I am a distraught man. I am not a man at all. But

The ginger boy caught the other's eye the moment he took a seat behind the faded plastic of the bowling alley's concession stand. He ordered twelve plates of nachos...but no drink.

I'd had a tough morning prancercising and wasn't in the mood to chat when 2 women called to save my soul. I unstrapped my ankle weights & called my lawyer. She hadn't received the

John walked into a scary room and found a scary looking face.

A cat walked into the dogs kennel thinking he left but once she walked inside she saw the dog. The dog stood up and

'Giraffe executioner required for Danish zoos' Agnetha Geborgen put down the Copenhagen Herald small ads section & sipped her coffee. 'Dear Whoever,' she wrote, 'I would be happy