Jillantinace (jil-aun-teen-ay-chay) v. 1. The awkward unintentionally unified movement two people make when meeting in a narrow passage

Each home represented a different culture and ethnicity. One neighbor was Laos, another Creole, and another Sudanese. Yet, we all gathered together on a monthly basis to share

If I were to start my life over again, I wouldn't have been born the way I was born. What a way to come into this world!

He pulled over to admire it, gleaming in the morning light. The smooth, pale stalk and atop: an inverted triangle. "Give way" it stated, cryptically. Wasting no to time, he snapped

It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.

I was checking my ETSY store every 32 seconds it seems. I had tons of awesome stuff for sale, I have no idea I wasnt getting any hits. Mannequin limbs? Who doesnt love that?

We buy it in bulk - from Fingerhut. You don't want to know what it is. Seriously.

It was the day.......... He would run away for the rest of my Life With the Mexican Drug Cartel

Pounding and thrusting.Fucking hard.Senses numbed and heavy breathing sounds mixed with mumbled passionate words.Sex with Anita had always been this intense?He almost cared enough,

I was sitting staring into space thinking about all the dead bees. Suddenly I made the decision to do something about it. I jumped up and pulled on my trousers. Pausing only to gra

The elephant, the giraffe and the ant where drinking at the tavern. Again. The elephant bought a round for his friends because, well, it was payday and why the hell not?

Jim got the licensing agreement for swiveling office chairs. Now that he had monopolized the industry, he was determined to make the lives of every office worker miserable.

He overdosed on happiness. We all know what that means.

Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face.

The Government was shut down today. Let the anarchy begin! Step 1. Prank call NASA. Houston you have a problem. 2. Night at the Museum. Party at the Smithsonian. 3 Vandalize the

"If I don't come back, light a candle for me," I said brusquely. Her eyes glistened and her chin trembled as I tightened my suspenders. This was certainly going to be

"Whichever way we approach the problem, everyone here is going to get screwed," moaned Pete. Sophie sucked on her mint reflectively. "How about we draw a bubble on a flip chart and

"So you see pumpkin spice has over-saturated the holiday market. We need a new flavor that is bold ... and yet traditional." One exec piped up, "How 'bout ... gravy?" "YES!"

Hades split the pomegranate open and took a handful of flesh. He stroked Persephone's hair and parted her lips. He fed her 4 pomegranate seeds. He licked the juice from her lovely

She touched the little box in her pocket and smiled . She looked at the people milling about the mall. They looked so happy. She took the box out it. It's smooth black surface