Welcome to Sociology 101. In this class we will investigate trends in American pop culture by interpreting song lyrics. You there. Could you take off your earphones?

Adrian could see that what he proposed was unpopular, but he persisted regardless. "What do you MEAN, my plan to secure world peace by destroying a major city is implausible?"

Our host handed out the blasters. "If any of you should linger one full week on Earth, the estate will award you $10,000! The shuttles have gone, the gates are closed. Good luck!"

"Num ninho de mafagafos,tem sete mafagafinhos...Quando a mafagafa guinfa,guinfam os sete mafagafinhos."

Lin sat in the parking lot with the Chevy in idle looking inconspicuous. "What was taking K & Jitter so long? An easy job" they said! Then K entered alone. "Go!" she she yelled.

Al left his cousin a voice-mail but stumbled through it. Why was it so hard? It was like his brain froze up when it realized his voice was being recorded, taking too long to say

Boo Bo was the funniest clown I had ever met. I tried to impress him with a joke, so I combined his favorite subjects into one joke. Farts, sex, racism, kittens and leprechauns.

One typical night in the Loon and Harlot good ole Jez Osborne confided that he was, in fact, The Kraken. He stopped me before I opened my gob. "Believe you me, I'm awake. See those

Just when Frank thought his noisy neighbors Bob, Lorena, and their three wily kids couldn't be more obnoxious, Lorena popped out another one. "YEEEAAH!" Bob brayed.

Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.

It was a miracle. Ninja Pope, scooped from the volcano by God's own hand, awoke, alive & smoldering on the slope of Devil's Mountain. Flying nuns circled over him in the red sky.

"Your Great Uncle died and left you his record collection, library of books, and film archive." The lawyer then flung a flash drive across the desk. "If you would just sign here."

King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is one way to liven up a meeting." Sir Lancelot

I figure Trixie'd have me back if I could show I was a real man, and hitchhiked across the country to her Appalachian home to rough it in the wilderness with a survivalist cookbook

MAKE HIM STOP REPEATING (repeating) EVERY WORD I SAY! (I say...) I just about had enough with those two in the back, we were in the middle of Utah and our radiator was at boiling.

It's a well covered-up fact that the black part of the eye is actually a small hole into the skull. Most people incorrectly think it's something called the "pupil". In actuality,

I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.

Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after witnessing her friend, Molly, crash and burn on the go-ped while attempting to impress with "stealth" and swift moves. What a wipe out

Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light turns yellow. There may or may not be a large ditch on your left. Do you: A) slow down; B) speed up; or C)

"I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas with every suicide note I write. May your days be scary with plight and may all your Christmases be trite." "Hey, good one, my turn, my turn!"