Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light

Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light turns yellow. There may or may not be a large ditch on your left. Do you: A) slow down; B) speed up; or C)

Slam on your breaks? I stared at the computer screen trying to decide on my answer. This wasn't in the Driver's ED book, or if it was, I don't remember. Three wrong. One more and

my dad who was giving me the driver's test would be forced to cheat to get me to pass. I wasn't ashamed of nepotism, I embraced it. I promised my dad that I would give freebies to

all the little children who wanted them, if I didn't have to

write a few more lines describing what happened in the previous fold, I would have been happy to give 'them' something? Where was I? Doctor Freud woke at the question. "Tell me

how did your Mother ruin your miserable life?" Dr Freud was shocked at the question, why would anyone blame someone else for their rotten luck? After all

it was obviously Jung who was responsible, and primarily because of his infidelities with that psychopathic waif. Now, Freud himself had a taste for the "shadow". The cat-o-nine

tails is a pretty good instrument to use on your psychiatrists. Instead of solving our problems, they just prescribe us drugs and wax philosophical. Do they stop greed or bigotry?

No way! In conclusion, I propose that all patients join in insurrection against their psychiatrists, preferably violently. For as it says in the Bible,

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." And since I am a bonafide, certified sadist, I believe we all know what to do, don't we?! I'm sick. So sick. Blebebeehhahaaph!