"...Next!" "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" "Not on the guest list, back of the line! Next!" "I am Arthur! King of the Britons!"

U.S.-Pakistan relations reached the nadir of absurdity this week when it was revealed that 5000 American ex-pats in Pakistan were in the streets protesting the American TV show

Except for his wrist watch, he was naked in the Bellagio fountains. He was sitting on one of the water canons counting the seconds until the next show. What he didn't realize was

Vanessa Conquest's fingers fluttered like french fries in a bingo hopper. Her husband and her boy-toy were both missing, and she didn't want the police involved. The scent of money

Her eyes lit up as she unwrapped the cologne. "Oh, Roger!" But a few spritzes left her speechless. It smelled like kerosene with a top note of flea spray. She tried to maintain

ПРИЧА О ДОБРОМ ДРВЕТУ Овде допишите своју причу о добром дрвету, надовезујући се једни на друге.

Car lots and used car lots as business models had been beaten to death. I found an empty field and opened a potential car lot. I was offering irresistible deals on 2018 Buicks and

"Face, meet cement" - That was his last thought? - Yep. - Not a particularly good one to sum up your life with, eh? - He always took pride in rational and impartial thinking, sir.

'Plastic is not biodegradable' said the robot to the professor Frankenstein. "So we're going to live longer than you. Soon you will be eating plastic food and wearing plastic dres

One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed

Bella Goth had just about had it with the stupid objects blocking the bathroom door. How was she supposed to relieve herself? Her husband Mortimer tried to help her move them but

The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this

The dog sat in the cage. Dogs were barking and whining. He noticed that a dog shaking in the corner of his cage. This car trip was supposed to be fun. The teary family left him.

Harry entered the coordinates and the dome rotated into position while the reflector inclined toward the bright pearls in the night sky. A syzygy this auspicious was a bad omen

These were racist robots that could change into different vehicles, they were called Klansformers.

As a kid I had a Commodore 64. I miss Lode Runner, Snoopy, that odd Gnome Time Machine game. Some weird things I can't remember or find. And back then I hadn't been cheated on.

Mr. Paddock loved pickled herring sandwiches. He'd eat them with "sailor bread" and drink raspberry soda. Because he never brushed his teeth they were fishy and red.

Big. Red. Bumpy. Almost crusty. Like the puffed up hard bubbles on a pizza crust. But this had more cracks. Clear liquid drained from the cracks. It had a sort of carbonated smell.

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

Panda bear greens, reminescent of Gallgher's watermelon shrapnel,