"Hey Wilbur, ya seen theyut reddish not so twinkly star up yonder above Hanks shed bfore?" Jess, you thayut ignorant? That there's a playanut, Mars uh bulieve." "Yuh mean ayleeyuns

Jo.It had to be her.Sitting in the dying light of my last candle,I'm thinking of her.Maybe she'll give me comfort when the darkness finally swallows me.Her last words to me.

Mr. Quinn woke one morning. Except, inexplicably, it was night. He looked out his window. The sun was not up. The birds were not chirping. What in the world had happened?

The Waterboys agreed to meet The Bookhouse Boys at the Roadhouse. "Harry, I'm feeling edgy and somewhat deckled. You?" The traffic light changed. "I'm not sure, Coop. This

She came home. And that was it. The gap wider than ever but physically she was there now, in the house we built together and the life we tore apart. My silence hung in the air

I was in the middle of Main Street in Maine, which wasn't very main because in Maine, the main characteristic is being mainly mainstream Maine-empty. Confusingly I still got hit by

I just cry.

Returning, the stream took too long to recall itself. It had just passed Nostalgia and was approaching the Cliffs of Regret. The Cliffs of Insanity were much more north and in anot

"David that's not how you properly return the shopping cart." David grimaced at his dog. What did he know? "Try Again."

Each of us leaving our stone piles everywhere we go, stigmatatizing in an hour or the next astral projection is free. That we each need a stone pile, never questioned. The Stone

I went to the store and bought a pop. when I got there it was cold.

Every Thursday morning, Mrs Frobisher had an appointment at 10.30. She tried to be punctual. Mrs Frobisher detested people who did not pay proper attention to time. So rude.

"Dave whats the secret to your steak man!" Mike exclaimed. "You really wanna know?" Dave asked. Mike nodded enthusiastically. "Well the two main ingredients are napalm and bleach."

i left,soaking and wet

"How can I choose." I thought to myself. Barack Obama look alike or the grey fox veteran. I have so much to give, but I need something substantial in return.

I looked at the little human between my arms, it was my job to give them a name and yet i didn't know . it started crying, I think because I hadn't given it a name,the nurse told

The music brings the coldness to your feet. The heartbeat brings the heat.

Andrew climbed the stairs. He had been climbing for hours, but there seemed to be no end to this stairwell. Just as he was about to give up, however,

The villains sat at their weekly gathering, tired of a long day of scheming, planning, and conniving. One of them ordered a cup of coffee, while the others pondered over the menu

"Don't worry, Donald. If this isn't the heartland, I don't know what is." Mike Pence said grace before he dug into his open-face turkey sandwich at Melba's Diner off I-70 in Kansas