"Well, actually..." was her favorite phrase.

Camping in the Yard in summer was great,he thought lying in his tent.Then heard droplets trickle on the tent wall.Was it rain?Someone giggled. It was piss! He reached for the taser

Carnivorous

The car fell on top of me and I smashed through the skylight, plummeting to the warehouse floor beneath me. I flexed my hand and I slowed down. The cheese had found me at last...

He picked up the twenty fifth anniversary issue of the Whole Earth Review. There was a sheaf of pages stuffed in at page 70. All concerning "The Wave" - Fascism in public school.

They each took turns at that papery little skank. "Aw yeah, you like those letters all over you, you filthy story? I'm gonna fold you so tight, your crease could slice butter!"

On my stroll, I looked down at the strange markings construction crews put on the pavement. This mark is for a gas line, that one, for sewers. Why is there one for hot chocolate?

You may of heard of John Henry or Paul Bunyan, but the greatest folk hero of 'em all was ol' J. Manatee, P.I. He dun conquered the mid-west with his intense percepshuns. One time,

Day 5 no nicotine and I haven't killed my husband. Yet. Boo-Yah!

He knew his six month old daughter hated him. It wasn't just the scratching and screaming and scaring him by holding her breath. It was the way she stared at him when he

Byron was getting weird so we sent him on vacation, but when he got back he put mosquito netting around his cubicle & when the secretary came with the mail he said, "Me Tarzan, you

He looked down at the village through the eye windows. Pulling some ropes, the giant jerked forward. He bellowed through the voice trumpet. "FEE! FIE! FOE! FUM!"

Once upon a time, there was a girl who wanted to teach middle school. She studied very hard in high school and decided to go to Georgia Southern University to get her degree

Once there was a girl named Savannah. Savannah was at the dentist when he all of a sudden he yelled....

The snow fell, heavy, wet, and Josh trudged through it headed for home. The weight in his stomach got heavier with each step. How could he tell his mom the truth when he didn't

Mr. Henry's history class was very popular because of the period costume banquet that served as final exam. King Henry's feast featured roast pig, a jester, & a mock beheading but

Finally, he could be himself. He closed the closet door. The walls were lined with astro-turf and he had a hogshead of port wine, and some cheeto's. He saluted his grande

though, to be honest, I’ve no idea why…Van Gogh and Renoir wore the old shawls. They had a bottle in brown paper bag between them. They pretended to be drunk old women.

"Was the purpose of the folds on folding story to perpetuate a theme throughout the entire story?" he wondered.

If one more woman claimed to have cornered the market in emotions then Ned was going to hug his pillow. At least men don't pretend, Ned was an empath's empath. He could sense