We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. Future events such as these will affect you in the future.

A new social network for positive messages only kicked me out after one post. They thought this wasn't positive: "I like how everything is orange here ... very Jim Jones-esque."

Mildred's first expedition to space was fairly uneventful. Until she found out that she was going to be accompanied by several dozen ex-mob-bosses. The void looked welcoming now.

This teacher was different. When the bell rang, she flipped over her desk revealing a craps table. We had an hour to win my brother back.

This is my Justice Masterpiece.

"Titan is like a giant baked Alaska pie". -- Cripes, Jenson's done it again. Get the media handlers on this. The NASA budget's in congressional review & he's gotta pull one of his

A businessman, milkman, and a mailman walk into a bar.

The bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and I was viewing it all from the front row seat

With the return of magic, my Latin knowledge proved useful - my heady command of the subjunctive and result clauses allowed me to conjure with facility. I quickly rose in the

Superman's "Pal" Jimmy Olsen-Iss.934"Golly!" said Jimmy, "By my new weight-loss superpowers, I've tricked Supes into killing Lois! Now I can sell his secret ident for Crazodiamonds

Exhausting the possibilities of modern pedagogy, teachers began to resort to "the old ways": Druidic magic, totems, shamanism and vision quests. Surprisingly, the latest data show

Scheherazade was telling King Shahryar another story. It was number 581. If it was no good, she'd be executed the next day. So she started. "A long time ago in a far off land lived

Despair. For some, it is an inescapable reality; despite their best efforts, an intractable sense of doom pervades. This, I realized, was my lot, when I recognized that the avatars

I divided my wife's parts into different bio-stasis tanks. Eyes in one. Brain in another. Legs in another. She gets so mad when I stroke her breasts as the bob in the fluid and don

I am facing a moral dilemma. If I vote for GreenBanana's recent folds, I'll knock myself off of the Leaderboard. But if I don't, it's like I'm lying about GB's contributions. What

In a room full of machinery, I laid connected to an oddly put together EKG. There was a needle in my right arm. A turquoise fluid was dripping and flowing into my arm.

"That's three hundred people." I said dryly. The 'Big Boss' fixed me with a look that said it all: He really didn't care about those 'Peasants', lives. I did. That bomb would blow.

Spic and Span were tired of their clean image and decided to make a rumpus

I should have filled my summer house with crack cocaine and pimp tattoo sex freaks. I called my real estate agent and proposed

Tranquillityite, while common on the moon is rare on Earth. Hence the lunar powers of