Nobody but Kevin noticed that the president had become a massive dragon overnight. Everyone seemed to think he'd always been like that, and official records seemed to agree.

Her blonde hair. It was all my eyes decided to look at, despite thousands of other things in the restaurant.

Katy best friend Sarah and Her were superpose be going straight home from the 5sos concert. but Sarah talked Katy into going a party 5sos was throwing.

I was trapped, alone on an iceberg, penguins and that squamous, tentacled THING slowly melting out of the ice as my only companionship. The penguins had wised up to my predations,

Carlotta Widdershins looked around at the old farmhouse from which she had evicted her troublesome goody-goody sister. "Good," she thought. But the gloom in the northwest corner r

As the hands tightened around my throat, I pondered how I'd gotten myself into such a mess. It all began with the tea party, of course. And I'd used my best china too. I guess

Pungent cologne intoxicating my lungs, I couldn't breathe. He was

I had been glyphed by a tattoo shaman, I had nano prayer wheels in both arms, but those didn't keep people from dying. Earth had become an MMO with no logout and no regeneration. M

Waking up with stigmata can be embarrassing if your one stand is sitting around waiting for the breakfast you promised her. "Are you telling me the pancakes were a lie?" The wounds

Forgive m,e my lord, tonight's dinner was made by the mad clown Springy. I'm afraid it's a bit

8% of people in the entire world have an extra rib

The Christmas party took a turn when Amy Fewster arrived with rum. Felix was smiling when he opened the door and he kept smiling as he struggled to make the connection: it was Amy

I seek a Great Perhaps, an opportunity to do something meaningful with my life. But that's very difficult to do working the 9-5 in an office cubicle.

He knew what was going on within having climbed in through the window. It was too late. He folded a paper in Assassins Code, threw it where it needed to be left through the window

Someplace, there is an island, where wild chickens run free. Every June, we take our boats to the island, and have a big poultry round-up. Chicken Boys riding Shetland ponies would

Right now I am hearing their dreams. I don't know how... I guess it is like a podcast but not really. Way beyond VR. Anyway, this guy, he's from Ohio but dreaming about Berlin in

Nobody ever asked how the sidekick felt. It was always 'build this' and 'research that' and then boom, bang ant huzzah - the hero got all the credit. Well, Bob would change that.

My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing

Once upon a time, two young cowboys embarked on a three day hunt. Four hours out of camp they came across a small herd of five pronghorn antelope. Roy pulled out his six-shooter.

I raised my right hand, said "I do" at the appropriate time, spelled my name, sat down, glanced meekly at the jury, and proceeded to explain to the whole courtroom why I had killed