I was trapped, alone on an iceberg, penguins
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I was trapped, alone on an iceberg, penguins and that squamous, tentacled THING slowly melting out of the ice as my only companionship. The penguins had wised up to my predations,
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I hacked off a tentacle from the THING emerging out of the berg and chucked it at the penguins as a quasi peace offering. They looked unimpressed & flapped their 'wings' as if the
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morsel wasn't enough. So I hacked off a few more tentacles as the emerged, and a muscular saclike appendage with a protruding eye. The creature was nonplussed as the penguins began
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peck at my ankles. "Not helping!" I gritted as I took another swing at the leviathan squid with my cleaver. The penguins hid behind me. What I do for sushi...
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Perhaps it was just plain luck, but the cleaver struck home, shearing through a tentacle like butter. Behind me the penguins chattered, enthusiastic of their forthcoming meal.
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The crippled yet formidable octopus hugged me tight and began preparing the penguins' meal, planning me as the main course. I was to be served up with a side order of seal whisker
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s and polar bear teeth. And just as the penguins were about to stab me with their steely knives, I let out a long, loud scream. I didn't want to be eaten by penguins! Not today!
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"Will you take a rain check?" I asked the penguins. They stared at me. "I mean a snow check, of course!" "Oh yes," they answered, "let's reschedule this stabbing for next Thursday
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…,” but then little Chilly Willy wobbled and shoved his way through the huddle until he was within an inch of my womanliness, close enough to see I was without panties. He stabbed
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himself before he would violate me, bless his heart. So see? You thought this tale would have some sordid ending, didn't you? But instead, Chilly Willy proved chivalrous.
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- 2015-12-21 09:19:26
- Finished
- 2019-03-14 22:29:55
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IceSquad Mar 15 2019 @ 02:20
A chilling ending, just the way I like it.
SlimWhitman Mar 16 2019 @ 10:05
Chivalrous penguins, Oh my!
SlimWhitman Mar 16 2019 @ 10:06
Great Starter, jayursus.
jayursus Mar 16 2019 @ 14:04
Thanks, Slim! I'm pretty sure that I subconsciously stole it from another author, though I can't remember who. PurpleProf - Good save!
PurpleProf Mar 16 2019 @ 20:42
Here in the South, "bless your heart" has many different meanings. :)
jayursus Mar 21 2019 @ 19:23
True that!