Without a single thought of the consequences, I pushed the barrel over the cliff. The precious cargo would likely be never seen again. Timothy took my hand and

Dan, Melilda, and Walter meet in the breakroom at 10am each weekday. They each eat a donut and tell an off-color sexual joke. Sometimes, other coworkers share the breakroom. Is

The lazy eye roamed around the room as if it had a mind of its own. Perhaps it did. It had always had an odd habit of calling attention to the most unusual element in a room

I'm dreaming of a White christmas cos I've never seen a white christmas before. It's always been in the movies. someday maybe I'll go to the North pole during Christmas time and th

So quiet... too quiet. Where were all the birds? Had they fled, or had they fallen from the sky? The only thing I could hear was an odd rushing sound in the distance. Suddenly I

"In light of the untimely death of Horace the Housefly, we need to pick a new mascot." The school board surveyed their surroundings. "How about The Gazebos?" "No, we should be The

He is my battle buddy helping seniors understand and use technology.

"And if you put on the patented helmet, you can feel the warmth of an actual human hug..." Becca scoffed at the commercial. She had cats, what was the use of hugs? Her apartment

David never knew when the call for the typing would begin, but he always felt the pull even if he was home or not. When a ribbon of thought would catch his attention in that way

Once upon a time there was a magical princess who lived on Magnolia Lane. She really hated the name of her lane, btu loved that she had magical powers. Some of her powers were....

Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The pharmacist was in trouble again. Instead of giving the customer the perscription for his headache, he gave him a BLANK"

It was when the Chaos Club made the impending impact public that I decided Raymond and his crew weren't coming on the Arc. Without the extra weight, we could arrive on Mars before

The clergyman reluctantly agreed and followed Tim to the top of the tower. Black birds and shrill wind surrounded them. "Well, what in the hell

I keep seeing his screen name pop up in the corner even though he's been logged in. I keep thinking how he goes to smoke pot and fuck that dyke behind my back. I hate thinking.

Turns out my overbearing boss had IT install a keystroke recorder on my keyboard a while back. Something must have really triggered an alarm because at 4:20 this morning, a SWAT

He raised his cosmic Hand and said, "My name is Paul, and I'm a melange addict." The room swam with folksy possibilities from Earth in the 1930s, but they did have good coffee.

"I don't know, I just hate how Apple has sort of, become cool." The squirrel stared at the cat. The cat said, "What's wrong with cool?" The squirrel twitched, "Nerds aren't suppose

See Dick drive. Dick drives a flashy car. Dick picks up Jane. They go to the drive-in movies. See Dick put the move on Jane. He's at first base. But he's not playing baseball.

The world is spinning as I wake up to the sound of thunder. The dark colors swirl around the room in an epileptic mess as the lightning continues to strike. Where is my wife?

Kitten looks out of the window at the rain sluicing down in droplets across the lush verdant and thinks of nothing but murder all day.