Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for breakfast. His master, Morton McGubby, left him some fine acrylic works of...something...he found at local street fairs. Glass beads too.

Chet Chalmers tore the NYT in half and tossed it. It was a quaint but cheap bit of stagecraft. "Team, we cannot afford to let Conquest make headway into our noodle empire. Ideas?"

I am horribly horribly lost. I know that the lost city of paradise wasn’t going to be easy to find but this seems excessive

i woke up and thats when i found her...

When the big studios had successfully rebooted every franchise they could, there was no option left but to mash up successful films, their first endeavor being a mash of "Planet

Only Me... I was walking down to the tea shop craving tea It's really cold here, white fluff falling on my hat and fluffy jacket. I opened the doors to meet a warm breeze.

Harry Potter arrived early and had made a paperbag lunch. Bilbo Baggins ambled down the cobble path to meet him by the switch yard. They were ready for a full day of train spotting

Randy thought long and hard about where to debut his streaking career. Football game, Queen's parade?, Golf tournament? Bicycle race? He finally settled on a billiards championship

Somehow, and maybe several times if ever, at an indefinite moment of the day when the seasons themselves were unclear, I might have been brushed by the vaguest of presentiments

Dear Santa, How are you? How is your wife? I'd like to explain that little incident at Charlie's place.

For some reason, my father prepared his uncle's best friend over me. It's been like that since I was six and dying of a fever. I never understood what he found in that tiny man.

Franklin had had enough of John's tepid peevishness and self-importance. Tonight he was going to lose this albatross around his neck and be alone in Paris so that he could

I reach to run my thumb along her bottom lip. She stops drawing and stares at me, my thumb brushing over her mouth, fingers resting on her jaw. I lick my dry lips, tempted

Choosing the right chocolate out of the box is a very important decision. I don't like the cream-filled ones & those are usually round. Square is caramel. Which ones have the nuts?

Sam the trunk murderer was asleep on the sofa one morning when his mom came downstairs. "Sam! Clean up this mess!" "Aw, but mom, it's ONLY A TORSO!" Mom was furious. "I'm sick of

They watched in utter shock as mother's took their toddler daughters wrapped them in glimmering cloth and placed them in all their pageantry in the box only to come out as pre-teen

Black bark gives you fire ash. You give worms to mother. I heard old man spit. This is what I pull not that.

I realized the only way to reclaim my manhood would be to report the two military drones to his and her superiors for their illegal substance abuse, but contacting them was harder

Having the reputation in college as "The Guy Who Eats A Lot Of Pizza" is not quite a feat, but it might be an accomplishment. My discarded crusts spilled over on my overdue work

Let's talk about something important. Head light flashing. Think of all the things that come to mind when someone flashes their headlights at you & I mean the real deal, not a euph