Just for fun I ordered the liver with fava beans special, paired, of course, with a nice chianti. It was surprisingly good - well, good for liver - and I decided to follow it up

"Jimmy died today. He blew his brains out into the bay!" Billie Joe yelled in front of an audience of teens, with low self-esteem and questioning morals, as he strummed a guitar.

There once was a troll,a green thooty troll named Gracie...and because she was a troll named Gracie,she was bullied by other trolls."It's not easy being Gracie!" she sung while

The following narrative was found written on a bank statement envelope in the back pocket of a miscreant youth in Arkham, MA. Near the end the writing becomes an illegible scrawl.

It was late. Dale tucked in the prized members of his Beanie Babies collection and curled up on the floor. He wouldn't sleep in bed with them, not since the night he rolled onto

Jake Whistler of WeatherTV kind of liked it when the wind caught him during a storm report and blew him 50 miles up the coast. He landed on one of his favorite restaurants,

Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.

As I heard the click of the house lock sliding into place, I realized my pocket contained a wallet, cell phone, two wintergreen life-savers, ticket stub and absolutely no keys.

Pangolin! Pan-go-lin? Pang-o-lin? Pangolin!! Pangolin pangolin pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin. Pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin - pangolin pangolin! Dugong.

Hatchling Services swooped in. "Ma'am, are these baby birds yours?" "Yes." "Are you aware that your nest is in violation of many building codes?" "Um..." "Is it true that you puke

Philomena Cunk, Chairman of Cunk Inc, strode into the boardroom. She had a brace of lawyers with her but they'd be useless in the brawl that would follow her announcement

Come here and talk to your Uncle. Listen boy, if you want to invest in the future, two words. Pneumatic Tubes.

"Atirei o pau no gato-to,mas o gato-to não morreu-reu-reu...".Beatrice listened to the other kids thinking what would the cat have done to deserve being targeted by a stick of wood

"First, you're gonna want to macerate your berries thusly. Feel how soft they're getting? Now you can masticate them soo easily. Mmm." A mass debate in Bobby Flay's studio audience

Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when he rode his horse into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and lassoed up

Humphrey was a whale.

Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived in orbit around Foldinus Prime to settle a dispute between the creatures known as GreenBananas and buddyboy4711. Negotiations have

"Oh! Hey Bob! How's it goin'?" Bob whipped around. "You must be mistaken. My name's not Bob." "Sure it is, Bob." I squinted. "Yes, you're definitely Bob." Bob's adam's apple bobbed

Ric a tic tic, tic a tic tic tic, ricca tic tic ticca ticca tic.

The two megabankers circled each other on the roof of Shanghai Tower. "Crumley, isn't it strange that eleven of us have had 'accidental' deaths in the past month?" Moore inquired