OUAT, there was a PurpleProf who was diagnosed with breast cancer. This was a real bummer, but PurpleProf was determined to beat it! She counted on her FS friends to keep her smili

It was hotter than blue blazes that afternoon. I took all my clothes off long ago. I should have listened to those armadillos who tried to warn me. It was obscurely clear that I

Ways to read a boring textbook: 1) 1st chapter and last chapter only, 2) hold it upside down and laugh through each page, 3) read chapter titles only, 4) let Grover eat it, 5) pict

Lee-Lee cursed her PC. The website she had found allowed her to create stories, but not to add on to others' stories, as she had not enables cookies. "What the hell are cookies?"

For a long time after the events I am about to relate, I went to bed late just to be sure that I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.

An undertaker has a pet vulture he trains to perch on his shoulder and talk like a parrot. One day the old pastor dies and his widow asks the undertaker to come and embalm his body

Ode to a prickly pair. O, those barbs the spite the base intentions of human folly. For is it the bitter fruit whose sting bites back as if to say, 'Ah the succulent spoil of lifes

Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.

THE ISLAND : Once upon a time a group of people found themselves lost in

Since tomorrow is the end of the world, I would like to tell my fair readers a little story about the meaning of life and happiness. To lift up your spirit. "There once was a

Raising your children peacefully is a threat to those who believe we must first do violence against others to ultimately do good. You are a domestic terrorist. You are undermining

Chet Varga always tried to be a responsible and buxom member of society. But when at age 58 he suddenly found himself under high-security lockdown for texting while walking, Chet

Barney Ross is approached by CIA man Church, who wants him and his guns for hire to go to the former Soviet Union to retrieve something that was on a plane that crashed.

"Up Chuck Up Chuck" "Quit that. You know I hate that" " Well I was just trying to get you to jump up, a snake is about to bight your ankle, oops never mind to late now.

With the return of magic, my Latin knowledge proved useful - my heady command of the subjunctive and result clauses allowed me to conjure with facility. I quickly rose in the

Vanessa Conquest refused to testify against her estranged brother Eric for his "crimes" against The Commonwealth. "What crime? He's a poet who rejected our wealth. But now this?!"

"To be successful...." Thus started my speech. It was pretty much the same opening each time. And they bought it. Can you believe that? What if they find out I really

She couldn't tell you about the first time she shot a gun. She doesn't remember. The recoil and the bullet wounds faded into one and she never knew whether she was the prey.

'Why DO birds suddenly appear every time ev'ry time you are near?' I dared to ask out loud. She shrugged and continued munching on her muesli. That's when I decided I hated her.