as the baby elephant watched it's mother fall to the ground; in a panic it wondered what it could do to help her

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Jim Kirk eased his bruised body onto the narrow, spartan bed in his quarters. What he wouldn't give for an Arcturian beanbagbed. Or even a box spring and mattress from Iowa. Lovers

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The Ratman & Stoat queen sauntered through the renaissance fare. They were giving each other the glad eye, but above their shoulders, her stoat was leering at his hairless rat.

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Oh God, not another job application! Here goes: First name: Wizard, last Name: Oz, Occupation:Pork Wizard. At Will Spells: Coat with Shake 'n' Bake, Baconator, Tofu to Bacon.

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Okay guys, should I or should I not eat this doughnut?