D.I. Hathaway met Jenko and Schmidt at Heathrow. "This new drug called 'Bard Time' cropped up at Exeter. We don't want it getting round the quads." Jenko liked Hathaway. They had a

Battle Robots were great as far as expensive metallic self-masturbatory fighting went, but if you wanted true lethal tactical full contact slaughter fun, you had to

The pistol glistened wetly in his palm; heavier than he remember. He took a long drag of his cigarette and hummed along to a Roy Orbison jingle, reminding him of a first love, his

Lily was in the wrong place at the wrong time.She was not meant to see that man standing by the bed,hovering over

Dammit! I tripped over the toy train & fell into the Christmas tree, knocking it on top of Baby Jesus, who crashed to the floor & broke into a million pieces.Grammy screamed & then

"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," said the government agent, "but I'm here to revoke your man card." Mr. Johnson's lip quivered. "But why?" he asked, as his mascara began to run.

Do you ever hear about someone messing with the right guy? What's the ratio of right guys to wrong guys messed with? I'm just trying to feel out the odds before I go messing with

Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

There was a dog named Shakyr'a. She loved to chase squirrels more than usual because she could climb trees.

I was going to a fifa soccer match, when i got there i saw many people running out of the soccer match club, when i look closely, i saw a a group of witches throwing pumpkin bomb

"I'll like yours if you like mine."

He hung upside down, his face burnt black, charred from the flames of the fireplace so gaily decorated with pine boughs & red satin bows. A note was stuffed in his mouth.

I don't 'like' anybody. I don't have a 'Pinterest' in anything. I can't be bothered to 'retweet.' Please don't 'copy', 'forward', or 'Google' me. (Why doesn't anyone read my blog?)

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will suffer from a diabetic episode. If he suffers from diabetic episode, you must give him an insulin injection. If he recovers, he might sue you.

My "friend" said he thought ponies were stupid. Now, I have him tied up in my basement, He's wondering what the heck I'm going to do with him. I ignored him and grabbed by knife.

1,2,3 de Oliveira 4.

I'll keep this fart forever!

Once upon a time there was a lonely girl named liz, she had

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the masters of fate? Redouble your efforts in an attempt at control, or throw up your hands and say fuckit?

when, i was going home after school , i heard a strange music behind me. When i turned back to see what was that , i was shock to see alive skeleton blowing a trumpet .......