One day I was walking down the street and I felt something reach up and grab my leg. I looked down to startled to see what it was and it was a....

He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.

He was walking down a dirt road in the desert. He didn't want to talk to anyone. He was still wearing his lucky leather jacket, his motorcycle next to him. He was on his own.

Twice, TWICE upon a time

The sun set in the west behind the three sisters & the first star shown in a deep blue sky. A tall slim cowboy rode on his lanky steed whistling Indian Love Call. The butte echoed

It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about 20 drugs. Got no hair...anywhere. Feel like crap from the chemo. Gonna lose my 38DDs in about a month. Pissed I didn't do my mammogram.

Note to Self: Congratulations! you made it to the refrigerator door! I would recommend the V-8 and some strong coffee, good for hangover. About last night, here's what happened...

"I am only sure of one thing, Mr. Black." Said Dr. Red rubbing his chin. "And what is that?" Replied Black. The Doc then answered,"This Ship shall sink."

No one has ever been in an empty room

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all of your friends will die of old age? Because I do. Every single day. Oi, why does being a reaper have to be so difficult

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I wonder what will become of my memory. Will I "live" on for five years? Ten? Those who know me, will they speak my name often? I just can't help but wonder...

One afternoon the Dalai Guru of Reincarnation got hopped up on lemongrass chiffon and made a few bad decisions.

breaking into the owner's house and call for the police. The door is opened and the robber ran as fast as he can.

"Whichever way we approach the problem, everyone here is going to get screwed," moaned Pete. Sophie sucked on her mint reflectively. "How about we draw a bubble on a flip chart and

I was a world famous best-selling author once, a lifetime ago it seems. How did I end up destitute and having to resort to FoldingStory for my genius writing to reach the world?

I backed away slowly from the woman. She was really starting to freaking me out. Despite what pop songs will tell you, "Shut up and dance with me" is not an acceptable pick-up line

This chocolate cake is so good, I couldn't just eat it. I had to experience it. First, I analyzed its appearance. Brown, of course, but not a mere brown. No, this cake was a rich

And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she

The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.