The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating

"Yes, I repeat again, they are pretty much imaginary friends for adults." Mr.Green's eyes widened. "Aren't you afraid you'll offend someone, Dr.Klepto?!" The Doctor turned

"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm

They say home is where the heart is. I keep mine under the floorboards. Late at night, I can still hear it beating...

I rate myself a 10 out of 10 at

I really don't have a better story than the time that girl with cerebral palsy wandered into my bar on clown night, and those drunken lunatics took her into the parking lot and

As I looked over the unruly mob in front of me calling for my decapitation, I reflected on the last hour that had brought me here. I would have never thought that Clarence had it

The terrorists who kidnapped Mayor McCheese say they'll release his nuclear launch codes if we do not release all political prisoners, including the Hamburglar, by a deadline of

The title of my story is 'What I Did in the Holidays'. Nothing.

So today was the worst day of my life. I was already late to my first class on the first day of school. I couldn't believe what I was greeted to when I entered the classroom.

Ken's eyes widened in horror. "Oh god, I just ruined that fold!"

He also flushed the the dismembered parts of his victims down the toilet.

Ishida expressed his regret at not being able to stay, but he had urgent business at Fushimi castle. He ordered the guards to water the bamboo regulary until Sago was impaled, but

Yo Mr White! What should i do with those bodies? Gimme a call as soon as you can cos im almost out the blue stuff too. We need to get cookin yo!

Hey, I just met you, and you're driving me crazy! So I'll call cops, if you don't away from me-e!

I'm a Caucasian gangster with an MBA, a Honda Civic, a bad attitude and a worse haircut. I bump loud gangsta rap and roll up my windows when I see black people. If you want to step

"I knew you'd come back, son." The blind old man patted a lamp-post, coughing and wheezing. The lamp-post remained silent, inanimate. "Dontcha want to tell your old Dad all about

Roland, chef de partie of the Chacune et chacun Fantaisie restaurant, had an appetite for sabotage. He'd slip osmium cubes in tourtes so the serveurs would drop unbalanced trays on

Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING fighting art known to man—and WITHOUT EQUAL. Its MAIMING, MUTILATING, DISFIGURING, PARALYZING and CRIPPLING techniques are known

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