You're getting sleepy....sleeeeepy....sleeeeeeeeepppppyyyy.... That's the last thing I remembered. I think I'm awake now. "Sure," the hypnotist whispered. "When I snap my fingers,

Henry Feline had an odd name. I'll mention that, because if I don't, it will be the Elephant in the room. Everyone else was playing with a tennis racket and Henry had a salmon.

Yesterday, I found a wizard in my washing machine. He claimed to have lived in there since 1889, but that couldn't have been, since this washing machine was manufactured last year.

I sipped my tomato soup thoughtfully and peered out the window at the darkened street,comforted in knowing that all I held dear was ensconsed on our snug brick house on Elm Street.

I punched my BioSignat's into the compatch. The shadow planet lay before me. Rings of ice prevented the comet's light from penetrating into the world. Cold. Really cold, but I have

He whines by my side. He's cold and hungry and I want nothing more than to give his weary tiny legs a break from our trek. I want to offer words of comfort, but we must keep moving

Heinrich Stark, flexed his muscle. It was a well developed muscle which he was proud to flex. He only worked one muscle, which made for a lopsided physique, but his employer valued

"Welcome, Baltimore Zooians, to your first Animal Etiquette class. I am Mr. Johnson, the..." *BURRRP* "...cover your mouth with your forelimb when burping, Mr. Walrus. Our first

I detected that familiar light, feral and quite frightening, in Jake's striking eyes even before he steadied to jump. "And remember," he said. "Danger is not my name- it's my life"

2013 seemed like an unlikely year for everyone's brains to explode into some kind of vast and gleaming and comprehensive and kindly apprehension of their fellow residents, but

I am tired of the hiding, the secrecy, the deceit here in FoldingStory! The truth must come out! (Big deep breath) Chaz...is Chaz Bono. 49erFaithful is (no lie) Joe Montana.

"Oh God," she shouted at no one in particular. "I overcooked the sweet potatoes again." That's when she just lost it and started

Foldingstory is a bit like those festive recordings that always come out at this time of year in which a bevy of celebrities get together and sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

I never finish anything I Sta

Once upon a time there was a little funny bunny named Timmy and he had Trisomy 23 (XXY).

Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the circle. "Young man, you should not be casting sigils if you have ugly fonts in your soul." Kerrick said, "But they're decorative!" Mozhurel

It seems like pain and regret are your best friends.

"How many bullets does it take to kill this machine?" Doug said as he finished the clip into my Honda Accord. "It looks so much more easier in the movies" Doug said as he reloaded

"Qu'est-ce que c'est?" he said into the microphone at the drive-thru. With a perfect Parisian accent, one of the requirements for the job. The box squawked in response

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