I peeked out of the window. The situation was worse today. It got worse with every day. I quickly shut the window as some onlookers began to onlook at my sparkly pyjamas. I

Stickman's parachute didn't open.

“How do you know where I was. Were you stalking me?”Luke asked. “Boys make a lot of sounds like a lovesick Minotaur!”Thalia laughed.

The 1 phrase of Flemish my boyfriend knew was: "You have beautiful breasts." I didn't ask how he'd picked that one up. My phrase was "2 hundred grams of Emmenthal, please."

"To one half-cup whiskey add three drams elderberry tincture. Stir widdershins by the light of a harvest moon. Pour over glacial snow in a cup carved by no man's hand."

Forty years of service, and this is how it ends; facedown in a ditch. Lewie Zappa had always been a harsh man, but leaving behind his best man (me, not Frank, screw frank) would be

Having found two quarters and a nickel back in '07, I could never break the habit of checking the coin return on pay phones. I pushed the door open with my index finger and felt

Archer, Alice Alexis Ann, aimed an arrow at adolescent actress and amazing acrobat, Amy Allybob Absalom. But Billy Baxter Buttercup, brilliant brave boyfriend blocked

Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

"I'm so 'the life of the party' that my own cats think I'm inanimate." I started this dating profile as a joke; now it was just sad. I needed someone with a compatible joke profile

After reading about how starving fruit flies and nematodes made them live longer, I decided to try extending the longevity of

I know a girl whos obsessed with a guy , she talks gor hours and still tomorrow she calls again , and when he thinks this could be the end .. she calls again at 6 in the morning ,

SnowWhite decided she needed to improve her sex life.The Prince wouldn't even hear once she brought up the dwarfs,so she tried a different approach:she asked Aurora for Carabosse'

Einstein and Marilyn Monroe were having a row because HE wanted kosher hotdogs at the reception but SHE didn't think that was classy. Then she threw her engagement ring at him sayi

I am not a creative writer, I am more of critical thinker who enjoys solving solutions and finding problem to an anwser. I always enjoyed my english classes becuase I like to read

The superintendent of schools for the county was understanding, but had some general considerations. "I'm sorry -- The Martian Temple of Xrekhlior in Exile cannot rent our space."

In a thunderous explosion of light the Doctor reincarnated, taking on the form of his last incarnation. Before us stood a cross between Ethel Merman and Suchet's Hercule Poirot,

In humans, pubic lice are more closely related to gorilla lice than head lice are. FACT.

"It's him -- Petrus Aurelius, the first Antichrist attempt. The carbon-14 readings were ambiguous, but the carbon-13 was off the scale." The group withdrew from the blackened bones

"Goddamnit." He had fell from a tree. Pushing himself up and connecting his spinal cord together again hastily, he doublechecked his oddly made gloves and looked around cautiously