Vanessa Conquest glared around the table at her useless executives. "How dare you simper about the economy! Historically, ConCorp has always profited even in bad times. Now show me

So one time I saw this chick walk down the street. She was Mexican, or maybe some type of Italian, but damn she had a booty!

Midst the impending chaos, I felt it was high time to make fudge brownies.

Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper. Wumpwump.

"Beware, Zombie Bob is going to eat us all!" I looked up from my ice-cream cone to stare at the guy as he continued to run through the mall screaming, "Run, run!"

She was bubbly and plump. A little monkey-faced teenager, porky with acne and wearing glasses, tank top and cut offs. She was talking about my little ponies at the Starbucks.

They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that

Elvis rotated his pelvis. That was the sign the aliens had been waiting for.

A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said

Just feeling the pulse of life in your veins amped up. The beat beat beat of your heart, hammering in your chest. The rush of oxygen. When it stops, the echo in that silent place

Let me see if I can phrase this better. "Vertical Line, forward-slash, vertical line, space, circle." Can you take a hint? Morse code: dah-dit dah-dah-dah. Got it?

I suppose, in hindsight, I shouldn't of given that monkey a loaded revolver. It was an easy misake to make though. I didn't think much of it at the time. I was too busy laughing at

As I walked out the door, the blinding sun caused my eyes to water as my eye lids squeezed shut to keep out the pain of the light. I stumbled over

Adam Smith was damn well tired of gritting his teeth in his funerary monument. "If commerce cannot civilize the people of Earth, then I will!" He shot out of his grave like a

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young princess who dreamed to escape the confines of her kingdom. She felt so much pressure to be perfect, so much that

She was the type of girl you want to forget, the type of girl that leaves broken hearts laying in her wake, too pretty and doomed to be anything less than loved madly. He sulked as

"Just this once, I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." The needle remained stable. "It was in the Winter of 1972 . I just had to get out, so I

Darwin, MN has the Largest Ball of Twine. Rothsay, MN: Largest Prairie Chicken. In the small community of Zumbrota, MN, I Had to put our name on the map.

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