"I love you." There was a heavily pregnant pause. The pause started having contractions as the receiver of this statement stuttered. "I, er," he coughed, searching for the

Apple won a partial victory today in it's patent lawsuit against Anne Hathaway and her Catwoman costume. "We are pleased that the judge agreed with us," said an Apple spokeswoman.

I contrived fissionably late at Becky's for her perennial Christmas fiasco. "I love that debacle you're wearing!" she sprayed dejectedly. I began malingering with the other guests.

Military androids marched in perfect lockstep across the concrete training ground. Their perfect forms reflected the harsh light of twin suns at their daily apex. The whistle of

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I am happy about starting a new job this week, but now I have to figure out how I can keep folding stories at my desk without anyone knowing. It is possible they may be monitoring

At all costs, I'm just trying to avoid eye contact. I can handle the repugnant smell and deal with the abhorrent facial sores. But if that guy next to me on the bus starts to

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"But Ma, all my friends have internet and streaming!" Nora cried. "Well, this is what we could afford, darling." A moment later, The Mandible in its club chair vibrated into view.

Marie let herself in. Joel was eating breakfast. "You went to him again?" he said. "I didn't expect you to be here," she replied. "It's my house."

I've got three scripts for you: "Buster Gonad steals the Queens Egg", "The <superlative> Yellow Dogs. <verb> to <exotic location>" and something called "Purple Purposelessness".

Terrence was his name but he made everyone call him psyche because

"Hey, did you hear that Anger is dating Joy? " I'M THE ONE DATING JOY! ANGER'S DATING HAPPINESS! " shouted Wrath. "Who cares?" replied Nonchalance. Meanwhile, wickedness, micheviou

Captain's Journal, June 10th, 20XX: Our journey through space has had many strange twists and turns, but the one I and the crew remember so vividly was the time when

"Two pennies and a dime, one yours and two mine." The baby brother argued that this wasn't fair, and that he was getting more. Tom replied that he was the eldest, so he deserved

i and my friend decided to go the nearby swimming complex when, we got there, we change our dress and jumped into the water when, we got to the water, we saw a loch ness monster

She stepped out of the darkness only to see that familiar shape, to hear that familiar noise; whoosh whoosh whoosh. A blue box appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't understand what

Squawkers was Revvin' up the engine, listening to her howlin' roar. The metal was under tension, just beggin' him to touch and go. Squawkers hit the highway....to the Danger Zone.

But the seven dwarfs were totally dysfunctional. They hid that from snow white for as long as they could. Dopey was the scape goat. No one was allowed to

Anna loved Tori, even though Tori was the ephemeral sort. Today, she was a prog epic, going on 27-minute tangents about... centaurs? the occult? Anna fell asleep on her mozz sticks