Don Pasquale de la Conejo lived in his Vila on the edge of Oidoflojo. His Great grandfather began the tradition of hiding golden eggs each spring as homage to his deceased wife,

She entered the abbey slowly, feeling her way through the gloom. Stone columns towered over her, ending in the ruin f the roof. Bats flew in crazy circles overhead, squeaking.

Out of the mouth of failure

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"Yo dawg. I heard you liked doing the flop, so I did the Harlem shake because all your base are belong to chuck testa!" My girlfriend screamed and ran away. It completely ruined

Mr. Toad jumped into the prius and

I had been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a child. Years I had worked to get to where I was to day, and now the moment was finally here. I was finally going to be

The primates inhabiting the Condominium Planet expect that the characters are confused. It's the way the machinery works after the sleep deprivation treatments.

Frustrated by the absence of an award for the Greatest Award, I created just such an award and then awarded it to myself for having created and awarded it. The Greatest Award Award

The last week of classes were quickly approaching. The stress is building up! There was so much to do in such little time. That is the least of my worries...FINALS are coming!

The statue of Phatty McButterpants is proudly displayed on my parents fireplace mantel. It's an embarrassing story, but since I've gotten you this far, I'll tell you. Phatty was my

Hypothesis: Warning labels are for pussies. Procedure: 1) Take more than twelve aspirins in one day; 2) Get drunk, then operate machinery; and 3) Swallow Listerine. Conclusion:

Dang it, right off I was stumped. 1) IS YOUR AVERAGE RATIO OF FECES CONTACTED : HANDS WASHED, GREATER OR LESS THAN 5 : 1? What did

Dear Princess Celestia, do you care for checkers by mail? I am uncertain of the notation, but shall attempt an opening move. I call red. B3 to A4. Your faithful student,

Body snatchers rarely take vacations, since they have precious little time to spread their seed. But Clarence was tired and needed to think. Perhaps just a few days in

You know how when you're eating, or reading, or driving or whatever and all of a sudden nothing makes any sense and you just kind of pass out for ten or twelve minutes?

"Kiddies, here's another picture of me being photobombed by time," said Granny. It was the only way she knew how to explain being old but young at heart. Her wrinkles deceived

The other day my cat and I took a walk!