I heard a panoply of rattling and hissing coming from my boots. Woody suggested that a snake was the culprit, so when I flipped over my insulated pacs I was surprised to find

It wasn't clear yet if the beginning of the story really started like that. Every day before the first meeting, he used to forget everything about her just for discovering

Every Thursday morning, Mrs Frobisher had an appointment at 10.30. She tried to be punctual. Mrs Frobisher detested people who did not pay proper attention to time. So rude.

The whole world had had enough, but only one badass mofo had the guts, the need, and the know-how to pull it off. Bunnicula was going to finally snuff that skank Edward Cullen.

The beauty of it all was the fact that I didn't even have to lift a finger. It was a Sunday like any other. As if part of my routine, I flaunted my ass in front of the Christians

As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.

Socks the cat ghost stll haunted the Clintons.

My lesbian mums...

Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό ήταν ένα παιδάκι που είχε φτιάξει έναν χιονάνθρωπο και το παιδάκι μόλις πήγε για ύπνο κοίταξε από το παράθυρο και ο χιονάνθρωπος ήταν ζωντανός και τότε το

The man wore a wide brimmed hat, mask, stripped suite, cape & white gloves. The McDonald's employees thought it was a joke, but when he pulled a gun out of a bag & said "Robble,

Leaning over the new hole in the floor, our hero peered suspiciously into the murky depths below the apartment complex. "This must be the work of my arch-nemesis, THE INTERRO-GATOR

Dmitri worked his way up from petty trollage to head of an internet crime syndicate with spoofing, skimming, & phishing. Little did the syndicate know "Fat cat" really was a cat

A frame is only as strong as its glass. Fribalt thought about this as she polished the painting, pressing just a little too hard. She caught her own reflection as it

Sharon was peckish, and Tara was sheepish... Between the two of them, it was turning into a real zoo of unchecked primitive impulses. Both were sisters, which might have explained

She had awful children. The screamed. They cried. She wore a mask of numbness in public, with mirrored sunglasses. She couldn't show the world that she too hated her kids.

Sundays are good days. Sundays are days that you have to hang out with your family. You can go to church, eat together, play games and visit. On my Sundays, I like to get into my

Looking back on lessons learned from past transgressions and toward a brighter, better future, I do hereby solemnly proclaim to abide by the following resolutions in the new year:

With just 20 seconds left in the game, the ball at the 1-yard line, down by 4 points and the fate of the world hanging in the balance,

Sergeant Lipschitz sat on a stoop, singing Delibes' Flower Duet - well, at least half of it- to himself. Ever since he had caught a showing of "The Hunger" late one night, he had

I must have been under a rock, bc I just found out that it's hip and trendy in Japan to put nylons on your dog & take photos. This makes my next business trip all the more better!