When i got in to the shopping mall , i saw people running out of the shopping mall, and behind them i saw a meat - eating robot throwing some kind of burning bombs at people..

Once there was a boy who had really spiky hair. This wasn't any regular type of spiky hair. He didn't use any gel. They were actually porcupine spikes, but he wasn't born that way.

I wonder how many fingernails sit undigested in my stomach from all the times I absently gnawed them from my fingers? I'm certainly adding to the collection right now...Waiting for

hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..

I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY

She had been 30 minutes late getting to school. She didn’t know what excuse she was going to use. She walked saw her teacher and said,

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

When I write a book

No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain but, notices your mistakes and...

"1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-C-3-2-­7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-T-7-3-2-V-7-­3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-­9-7-6-4-3-7-6-LOCK"

I found the SAT's writing portion to be an unwelcome addition to an already unwelcome test. Feeling rebellious, I wrote naught but an intro preceded by the title "SAT Essay Tease."

The best day of my life. It was a Saturday morning when

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding, & begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources on a space-superiority

"Finish Him" A Voice yelled at me. I started to end the vile... FoldingStory., My Dad came in. "Son, I think you're beginning to take folding stories to seriously." "But Daaaad..."

Franklin had had enough of John's tepid peevishness and self-importance. Tonight he was going to lose this albatross around his neck and be alone in Paris so that he could

As The Grateful Dead and Phish and Deadmau5 all jammed out the audience couldn't stop taking the mega dose LSD/MDMA pills that where being handed out in giant tubs by a guy in a

When Pickles answered "What's you favorite color" with "Paisley", we all knew that she was destined for

"It's a novel. See that's the author's name on the cover.", Tess was excited. "I don't get it. One person wrote it? How's the gameplay?" I tried to show interest. "Just start here.

As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.

I meant WEED, not WEEDS. Arrrgguuuhhh!